Sex Sells
Sex sex sex, grab your crucifex 😂
I found this work from 2013, I think for some reason I never posted it anywhere before, not sure why. Here's an odd text file that I found in the same folder:
Sex sells, but a new sex is pricy, so it's a better idea to sell the old sex first to buy a better one.
Or so thought Andy, a street rat who always felt trapped inside his male body, and he'd often trap other guys too because he could be easily misstaken for a girl and that caused him a lot of trouble. Some guy once said Andy was short for androgyne, so Andy jumped on him and both ended up black and blue in a couple of minutes.
For many reasons Andy just really wanted to be an actual girl, because everything was just wrong the way things were... But it was less expensive to get yourself your own car than affort a proper sex change in this city. For a long time it was only a dream, but on his 18th birthday he got an offer that made him freak out at first but then it started making more and more sense...
One of his friends' daddy was a fancy pimp, his brothel was called Bottomless Joy (because BJ for short), Andy didn't know why yet, but he was offered a job that could make his dream come true, but on the terms that after he finally gets his change he has to keep working as a female escort for at least two more years.
Andy took the job, because "after I'm a girl I'm gonna suck dicks anyway, so could as well practice now". Finally some meaning in his meaningless life! So his friend (now co-worker) explained to him the basics.
Apparently, Bottomless Joy was more like a Bottomless Job because employees were forbidden to wear pants or skirts or even underwear within its walls. It was just something special to attract clients but also saved them from getting trapped and suddenly discovering a pound of extra meat where it's least expected. And Andy indeed had a shocking amount of meat down there, seems like all his manliness went into it, not much left for the rest of his feminine body.
"Enjoy the sight, you pervs," Andy thought. "That shlong is there not for long. And maybe this job is actually perfect, once I get a pussy, Andrea is gonna need one helluva practice!"