🧾 An Average Elf

As we recently learned, elves came from Atlantis, the world that was so heavily sexualized that it eventually drowned in its own cum.

Because elves loved sex so much, they always had major issues with overpopulation that led to many cultural developments, such as heavy government support for same sex sex, as well as further exploration of the spacetime bending. The special elven magic allowed them to bend the time and space, not only remaining ageless youths but also teleporting.

Elves were grealy encouraged to migrate and s-explore other worlds and dimensions and had a lot of suckcess, creating a huge cummunity of friends and allies for themselves. Elves were objectively hot, even angels and demons had no objections, while humans, both aristocratic and primitive, were all over the sexy cuties.

Probably their suckcess is due to the elven ability to change and adapt to the likeness of the people they have a lot of sex with, e.g. elves living with the Benduti tribe eventually gained very dark skin, living in caves and only coming out in the moonlight made them very pale, living with benduins in the desert gave them caramel skin, living with barbarians made them muscled and even buff:

A Place in the Sun Moon Elves A New Elf in the Village! Statue of Lum'Bar

Elves did establish some kingdoms of their own and did prove they can have their own agriculture, architecture and even their own army, the triple AAA of any kingdom... But essentially everyone from a peasant to a soldier would readily have sex on the slightest opportunity. It was very hard to make a difference between a stableboy and a prince, which led many people to believe that elves were Cummunists.

Indeed cum was the essential part of life, everything else was just a theatre, like a silly roleplay in the beginning of some overly smart porn videos, where the hot guys pretend to be teachers or doctors. Likewise when meeting an elf of any "profession", a farmer, a bathkeeper, a merchant, the only question was would it take 2 or 3 minutes before you're sucking each other's hottest bits.

In the elven villages you're usually welcome to disturb any little house or any big mansion that doesn't already have a DND (Do Not Disturb) or ADND (Absolutely Do Not Disturb!) sign on it. Elves also have those nudist parks, for some reason called "secret gardens" when there's nothing secret about them. Those are places of gathering for many artistic elves: musicians, jugglers, jesters, dancers, bellydancers, pole-dancers, gymnasts, contortionists, acrobats, hand-balancers, yogins and other erotic performers, except maybe strippers as the dress code doesn't allow clothes to begin with...