👄 Transylvanian Bugger

So after all these years, today on February 09, 2021 we've finally made it to 69 pages in the gallery!!

Time to blow up some fireworks! 🍾🥳🎉

Stranger: "Welcome to my humble lair."

Simon: "I like the smell. It makes me thirsty."

Stranger: "Thirsty? But you said I can finally hump your sexy butt..."

Simon: "Ah yes, that. But man! This intense smell of cum in your house makes me feel so hungry! It's like you invite me to your house and then tell me to ignore that fresh pizza on the table!!"

Stranger: "Come on, I don't feel any smell. I guess you do because you're a vampire."

Simon: "Mhm. Feels like in the middle of a bakery to me. And I don't like to ride cocks on an empty stomach."

Stranger: "But you just had... Well alright! You can suck it again. I guess we've got all night."

Simon: "Wow, really? You gonna stay up late just for me?"

Stranger: "No prob! My cock says it's gonna stay up anyway! I say let's pull an all nighter."

Simon: "Seriously? You sure you're ready for a whole night with a vampire? You might be pretty dead by the morning, you know."

Stranger: "I didn't want to tell you right away but I'm actually a vampire humper. Name's Richard but call me Dick."

Simon: "A vampire humper? I thought it was just legends! Will you put a stake through my heart?"

Richard: "That nonsense again! I still don't understand how the morning wood turned into a stake and ass turned into heart in those urban legends. I think some people were clearly envious of us."

Simon: "They had a big reason to be envious, I guess."

Richard: "Yes, mortals normally drop flat tired from a single blow from a vampire but we train hard for years to withstand the most vicious blows. Still we have to keep our heads low as much as possible even when it's hard, so we don't get overrun by vampires. After years of training we can confront one vampire at a time but even a small group could flip the best of us. So I trust you're not gonna tell your big momma about me."

Simon: "You know Mother?"

Richard: "Yes, Simon Mărțișor. I've been following you since that publication in Daily Bend a few years ago. When I saw your stretchy ass on that magazine cover I thought bruh, if I don't get to hump dat ass one day, this lifetime would have be all in vain! I had to train myself real hard several times a day and I've been waiting for the right moment when you go out on your own. Tonight I saw you again like many nights before but this time I was completely blinded by your ass in this new sexy leotard. I was already crazy about your rubber tights before but this was the last drop. The way you walked your bare buttcheeks down the alley, looking for the next cock to suck, I said is that what they call full moon madness? I said tonight is the night!"

Simon: "Wow! So much trouble in the world, bruh. Could've just PM'ed me your dick picture and your number and wait for the night call. No bat boy would step over that horse cock!"

Richard: "I guess I'm a bit old fashioned."

Simon: "Don't worry, old man. I promise I won't tell my Mother or any other. I may be a bad bat boy but I wanna keep this Dick all for myself."

Richard: "Much appreciated. And once we sign our pact with my cum up your ass, I'll officially make sure that nobody ever touches this dick but you, even I will no longer touch it so you can have the most of it. But I trust your word that you'll never tell others about who I really am."

Simon: "No worries, my mouth may be big enough to swallow your dick but I can keep it shut for secrets."

Richard: "Good, good. But I think your 'pizza' is getting cold, so why don't you... Ah! You can move that fast, huh? As expected from a va- ah! Oh yes babe! Take it down your throat! Mmm! So good!!"