👄 Transylvanian Bugger

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Part I

"Hey! Don't run! I won't bite it off I swear! Well... Guess I'll have to suck myself again" 😂

Simon loves to walk around Bucharest at night (the "morning walk" for him), the time when people are the horniest after parties and nightclubs.

Historically, blood and cum have always had very similar qualities for vampires and they could feed on any of it. However, cum used to be like a vampire lady's drink, while a "real batman" had to stuff himself with fresh flesh... yuck! Good that even the vampiric society changes over time. Now talking the best dicks they sucked last night is no longer an issue among two fanged boys who abhor the taste of blood.

Simon: "Hey bruh! Yeah you! Wait, wait!"

Stranger: "Whoa, a vampire! So cool, man! Gosh! Are you gonna drink my blood? I'm getting out!!"

Simon: "No! Ew! Yuck! Wait! Hate blood! I'm not an animal! Wait!"

Stranger: "Yeah? Then what do you need those fangs for if you don't drink blood?"

Simon: "What do you need those nipples for if you don't have milk?"

Stranger: "Hiccup! Oops, sorry I just had a really long cock- cock- cocktail."

Simon: "You like games? Like video games? Cuz I'm an NPC! I got a quest for you! Cum in my mouth and I'll give you a blowjob! I mean, give me your cock and I'll cum in my mouth! Give me your mouth and I'll give you, uh. Sorry I suck at everything!!"

Stranger: "Oh, you wanna blow me? Aww man!"

Simon: "Yes! So will you do it? I mean, will I do it? I mean not on myself obv, I mean, are we... gulp... mn... nm...slurp...mmmm- mmmhh~~"

Stranger: "Yeah, swallow it, take the whole thing down your throat. You like it?"

Simon: "Mmm~"

Stranger: "Yeah, so good! My goodness! Yes, the balls too, suck them nice and hard. You're so good at it! Did you graduate a blowjob academy or something?"

Simon: "Hmhm~"

Stranger: "Haha, really? That's a thing? Man, my dick is melting! Sorry, I can't hold this in my balls any longer!"

Simon: "Whoa! You always cum like a horse??"

Stranger: "Yeah, I don't know why I always had to fap a lot just to relieve my balls because my body fills them up so quickly!"

Simon: "Good! You seem potent! I shall make you my servant."

Stranger: "Wowow, I haven't played such games before. Does that make you my master?"

Simon: "No, I'm also my servant, I do a lot of self-service when I'm lonely."

Stranger: "You ever lonely? I mean, wow, you can get down on yourself? Really?"

Simon: "Oh yesss! When I'm bored. That's almost always. But I prefer to spread my legs in a good company. You can bet on how far I can spread my legs."

Stranger: "That reminded me, I was getting back home from a nightclub and we had a really special dancer today. He could just snap his back and press his shoulders to his butt. I've never seen such a flexible guy in my life! You should have seen that!"

Simon: "You mean like this?"

Stranger: "Wow! Don't do it like it's nothing!! If one of their managers could see you right now, they'd kick that dancer out and hire you instead! Man, imagine getting paid for both flexibility and your awesome blowjobs! Not to mention it's just the job for a nighttime birdie like you. Now to think that job sounds like it's made for you!"

Simon: "Nah! Vampires never work. We hunt."

Stranger: "Wish I could say the same. But that job you offered, that sounds interesting. Will you give me a 'blow-job interview' cause I think I'm getting really hard again. All I can say for myself is I'll never disappoint. I swear this dong spits so much protein that'll give you a bubbly butt!"

Simon: "A bountiful pact! Let's sign it!"

Stranger: "How do we sign it?"

Simon: "With your semen in my butt of course! If you cum in my ass, I'll always be able to find you whenever I need a refill!"

Stranger: "I'm starting to really like vampires."

Continued in Part II...

What do you think? 😄

Here's one vampire the Vampire Killer won't work on, cause he's too Killer to be Killed.

I wonder if Simon and Simon Belmont would be drinking buddies.

Haha, I completely forgot about vampire killers and Simon Belmont while working on this. Guess they fell out of the scope of interest and didn't make it into this fairy-tale 😛

God, I love this style!

So glad you liked it! 😊

I thought vampires are always dominant, turns out to be my stereotype!😂

No no, it's my bad. I'm notoriously bad at following any stereotypes in general, it's too difficult to remember them all 🤣

I’d let him feed from me any day ;p

Too bad he's only active at night 😅

Where to sign up for blood donation?

A fair question! 👁️🐽👁️

It is good you made twist to Simon tastes and turned him into "cumpire" definitely more funny and fitting previous hints! Although option for others to be oldfashioned is also interesting open way.

He is gorgeous black cat hunting for milk, every male must get hard just from seeing him in silky lingerie and black leather... I bet that way Simon can chose biggest catch X-)

Better yet he has some spare milk in his own reservoir and isn't hungry on windy days.
You know there is really potential to flesh such night "sprawlers". Like how can someone become one? Maybe if Simon likes you enough to pump your mouth, and other openings 3 days in row full of his precious milk... . Then naturaly over time you turn into such cutie sucker. Of course at begining such noobs need to make do with any kind of mortal sucking lustfuly at any kind of "source" not only young nice looking lads as seducing them needs skill. And so it may seem like real curse at begining, but older cumpires ofcourse enjoy their life. And maybe older cumpire gets bigger their "reservoir" became... allowing for weeks without hunger even for their many friends :-)

Cumpire! Haha! That's the best word for him I guess. And I totally agree on the cat and the catch idea! Sounds like those older cumpires have a whole 'wine cellar' to pick the drink they prefer at the current time of the night. Maybe just contacts in their phone they can call and summon the 'drink'. The problem with cumpires is their blowjob is the best in the world but it makes you drop tired, that's why mortals can't do more than one and it takes a special training but that a theme for the next part of Transylvanian Bugger 😜

Simon hath thou done thy rounds to quench thy nightly thirst for...Thy lips drench in merlot and thy legs drip with... Ah i see thou have taken a poke to the back just make sure it wilt not become a stake through the hearth!

Haha, no stakes thru the heart too oldfashioned, nowadays it's a very very early morning wood up between the more pleasant parts 😝

Cant wait for another part, wink wink :))
Glad you liked that word. Hhh yes only strong vintage today please... thick and sweet. Shifty

Yeah, I wonder if I should just use that name "cumpire" for him but then this new idea I had for Vampire Humper D(ick) in part 2 doesn't connect very well. Well maybe Cumpire Humper D(ick) still sounds good, haha!

But overall, it's the best word for this alternative form of cumsuckers instead of bloodsuckers, sure sounds cute for him. Fun thing about it is that, like wine, cum could have thousands of tastes known to cumpires. I wonder if an experienced cumpire can even guess the country of origin, age and other things from a single drop. Then selfsucking would be like drinking homemade beverage 😛

Ah you must be hinting to Vampire hunter D? Seen both movies so very long ago, but remember well they had very good well thought setting for stories and that manga/books also exists. Also animation of second was "the" thing in its time. I even written review on it.
15 or so years ago there used to be many great AMVs would post one favourite, but 60-70% of good is gone. No one will even know in few years such time existed when most content was made just for funn. Like how you even convey atmosphere of certain time to new generation when most content is just gone.

Ah Iam getting all grandparent like, but seems like time is moving so quickly these days, that 15 years is new 80 or so and one can't help but wonder how all changed so quickly. Which somehow bring me to one downside of be "pire" of any kind I guess among humans. Elves are better off in their own society.

Cumsuckers sonds great too... hmm what about
"count of cumpire - Humper D von Cumsucker"

I bet thats exactly the way skilled bats please each another and themselves. They drink all kinds of ingredients and do other secret stuff to squirt next day buttload of new and unique flavour. Sometimes they like own taste soo much they suck and munch for hours so hard untill dead empty... and curled so much like its their normal shape.
It must be otherwordly tastes far from normal... maybe even mortal would be so delighted by it as humper is by normal juice and cumsucker would be exstatic beyond words... upon drinking his mouth, throat and tummy chillingly tingling, spasming, all warm as if its another kind of hole altogether... Shifty

Yeah, back in 2005 a friend told me "once it's on the internet, it's on the internet forever" and the internet proved him wrong so many times since then.

And yeah, now to think of it the cumpires don't hang upside down like bats, they curl into a ball and munch on themselves 🤭

Oh, my comment come true))) moonlight kiss. A special Fright Night in Castelvania)))

Castlevania... That means that ass is gonna get some whipping! 😂

Vampires used to suck blood, but now ... God bless evolution!

Guess they loved to suck but it took time to find the best thing to suck 😅

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