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👄 Transylvanian Bugger

Part I

"Hey! Don't run! I won't bite it off I swear! Well... Guess I'll have to suck myself again" 😂

Simon loves to walk around Bucharest at night (the "morning walk" for him), the time when people are the horniest after parties and nightclubs.

Historically, blood and cum have always had very similar qualities for vampires and they could feed on any of it. However, cum used to be like a vampire lady's drink, while a "real batman" had to stuff himself with fresh flesh... yuck! Good that even the vampiric society changes over time. Now talking the best dicks they sucked last night is no longer an issue among two fanged boys who abhor the taste of blood.

Simon: "Hey bruh! Yeah you! Wait, wait!"

Stranger: "Whoa, a vampire! So cool, man! Gosh! Are you gonna drink my blood? I'm getting out!!"

Simon: "No! Ew! Yuck! Wait! Hate blood! I'm not an animal! Wait!"

Stranger: "Yeah? Then what do you need those fangs for if you don't drink blood?"

Simon: "What do you need those nipples for if you don't have milk?"

Stranger: "Hiccup! Oops, sorry I just had a really long cock- cock- cocktail."

Simon: "You like games? Like video games? Cuz I'm an NPC! I got a quest for you! Cum in my mouth and I'll give you a blowjob! I mean, give me your cock and I'll cum in my mouth! Give me your mouth and I'll give you, uh. Sorry I suck at everything!!"

Stranger: "Oh, you wanna blow me? Aww man!"

Simon: "Yes! So will you do it? I mean, will I do it? I mean not on myself obv, I mean, are we... gulp... mn... nm...slurp...mmmm- mmmhh~~"

Stranger: "Yeah, swallow it, take the whole thing down your throat. You like it?"

Simon: "Mmm~"

Stranger: "Yeah, so good! My goodness! Yes, the balls too, suck them nice and hard. You're so good at it! Did you graduate a blowjob academy or something?"

Simon: "Hmhm~"

Stranger: "Haha, really? That's a thing? Man, my dick is melting! Sorry, I can't hold this in my balls any longer!"

Simon: "Whoa! You always cum like a horse??"

Stranger: "Yeah, I don't know why I always had to fap a lot just to relieve my balls because my body fills them up so quickly!"

Simon: "Good! You seem potent! I shall make you my servant."

Stranger: "Wowow, I haven't played such games before. Does that make you my master?"

Simon: "No, I'm also my servant, I do a lot of self-service when I'm lonely."

Stranger: "You ever lonely? I mean, wow, you can get down on yourself? Really?"

Simon: "Oh yesss! When I'm bored. That's almost always. But I prefer to spread my legs in a good company. You can bet on how far I can spread my legs."

Stranger: "That reminded me, I was getting back home from a nightclub and we had a really special dancer today. He could just snap his back and press his shoulders to his butt. I've never seen such a flexible guy in my life! You should have seen that!"

Simon: "You mean like this?"

Stranger: "Wow! Don't do it like it's nothing!! If one of their managers could see you right now, they'd kick that dancer out and hire you instead! Man, imagine getting paid for both flexibility and your awesome blowjobs! Not to mention it's just the job for a nighttime birdie like you. Now to think that job sounds like it's made for you!"

Simon: "Nah! Vampires never work. We hunt."

Stranger: "Wish I could say the same. But that job you offered, that sounds interesting. Will you give me a 'blow-job interview' cause I think I'm getting really hard again. All I can say for myself is I'll never disappoint. I swear this dong spits so much protein that'll give you a bubbly butt!"

Simon: "A bountiful pact! Let's sign it!"

Stranger: "How do we sign it?"

Simon: "With your semen in my butt of course! If you cum in my ass, I'll always be able to find you whenever I need a refill!"

Stranger: "I'm starting to really like vampires."

Continued in Part II...