Hollow There v2
"So you think you are so brave
Thanks for stopping by my grave
I will give you what you crave
Then I'll make you my new slave"
- Sir Lichard Tombson
Yes, he sucks at poetry and many other things. In a good way.
Lichard lost his flesh during the Necromantic rite that turned him into a Lich. Has only been drinking milk and other nutritious white fluids for the last 600 years. It's good for the bones... and boners π€£
Not skinny by his own choice, he stared into the mirror for so long that the monster eventually turned into a beauty. Feeling so light, having the body carved like a sculpture, it's like his beauty wasn't skin deep but went deep within. It wasn't shallow but hollow.
All the magical exercises, chiropractical massages and alchemical balms eventually turned him into an angel among the undeads, and their true leader. Many of the living princes sought audience with Sir Lichard of Unbury, as mere commoners would read in the tales from the crypt of this alluring Necroboycer. Most of them not for the younger audiences, though.