🐍 Naked Snakes
🐣 The Making of Nate ...And so The Making of Nate continued. As we already learned, Erika had used some special yoga techniques while getting impregnated and the results didn't disappoint...
"...And then my belly grew huuuge like this but I still wanted to stretch sooo much, so I had you tie me up to the ceiling in an oversplit and that felt amazing but deeper I'd go the more I felt like I was gonna give birth, but when my feet touched each other above my head, I realized my legs were in a 360 degree oversplit and my body had some amazing spasms down there, I felt stretched from the inside, it was super intense! Then you helped pulling out the baby from my womb and we both were super shocked because the baby was born folded in half backwards!! No wonder it stretched me inside out!"
Celestial Flesh Garden "Wow, you have the most peculiar dreams. Sounds like that painting we saw in the Museum of Natural Fantasy. Hope the baby was ok?"
"Yeah, it was totally healthy but it was super cute like a living bendable doll, so I fed it with my breasts that grew super huuuuge for some reason, and then I had to massage and exercise it many times a day, it felt like kneading the dough and the baby really enjoyed it, I'd tug it in all kinds of tiny knots that made it smile and giggle!"
"Whoa, you're really inspired to make our kid super flexible, aren't you?"
"Yeah! Soon you'll be taking tons of pictures of both your wife and your son! Oh Marty, do you think he'll outbend his mother??"
"Considering that twisted selfsucking you did in the last photo session... I can't imagine what you mean by outbend."
"Well, I have a feeling our son will become the best backbender in the world, like, straight from a fairytale or a legend! He will backbend so far that he'll curl his body around the hip until it looks like a snail!"
"Wow, you're such a dreamer... But as they say, dreaming big is the first step to success."
"You have any dreams about our son?"
"Hmmmm... That he's girly and lewd is all I ask. Well, and of course very flexible like you said."
"Haha, sounds like we have pretty much the same picture in our heads then!"