🐣 The Making of Nate

"I'm so happy we got married! Uncle Brian says it's really damn difficult these days. Girls getting married to random guys they don't even love, only to divorce and get half of their property and more."

"Really?! Well, good I'm from a village, we only get married to have a lot of sex! Besides, I wouldn't even get half of your dick if we ever divorce and I must have the whooole thing!"

"Oh shit, I'm cumming so hard now!"

"My, that's one horse load, Marty! Wait, I have to do how Mary says! Umm, how she said, don't stand up, keep your hips pussy up for thirty minutes to improve impregnation.. How am I supposed to do that?! Oh, I know!! Marty, can you help? Push! Pull! Tug! Harder! Think dough, not porcelain! Alright! My, this feels sooo good after sex..."

"Whoa, that's a hot pretzel though!"

"It feels great!! And I can still feel your load inside. Haha, I'm like a mother chicken with an egg inside of me, listening, wondering what will hatch... Marty, what do you think the child will be like?"

"Knowing you well enough, I think I'd never lose a bet if I said this kid will be the bendiest thing in the world."

"Oh! Right! I completely forgot to think about that... Was thinking too much about the egg, so I thought it would be either a hot chick or a big cock! Sorry, village humor."

"Haha, no, that's hilarious! I was thinking more in terms of their future talents than their appearance, I guess."

"Talents? Whoa... But that's a whole bunch to think about. All the things we can teach the kid, oh wow..."

"I, ugh... Mind if I take a quick bath while you meditate on that?"

"Sure, sure... Now to think of it, Mary told me about children who do yoga and contortion since birth, so they grow up all rubber-like. But if the mother holds a tight backbend when she's impregnated, that sounds almost like giving the child an extra blessing. I wonder if that makes sense? Mary said there are millions of small cells in a load of cum, millions of possibilities for completely different children to be born, and because most girls don't take a proper position when getting impregnated, the cell that wins the competition is usually the best climber. But if the pelvis is upside down, the mass of cum creates a traffic jam where the biggest and strongest can struggle for hours to get through, meanwhile the cell that wins will have to be the most twisted one that can squeeze between others... Marty, are you fapping?"

"What? No, I... I was just washing between my toes."

"Fap all your want, big boy! Just why didn't you ask, I could give you a wonderful blowjob!!"

"I thought you were too busy with the egg!"

"No, I'm done now! Cum 'ere!"