🖤 Black Living Matter
Part 2
NEVERMIND!! Turns out after a long and deep anallysis, it was actually a girl in a hyperflexible pose, after some rehab the young flexilady named herself something hard to pronounce but it sounded very close to "Kristina Drei" to our German scientists, so that's what we've bin kalling herr since.
Her story is still being deciphered but so far we've learned she was petrified by some evil panda thousands of years ago! This skinny panda lich admired her flexibility and tricked her into doing one of her best poses right before laying a petrifying spell on her.
The energetic Atlantean redhead is already planning her life in the modern world: "I swear I'll find that skeleton monkey and kick his corpsepainted nuts!!"