Ra the Healer

"...Clothes, piercings and other non-organic matter must be removed prior to..."

"Ooookay, alright! I hope nobody's spying."

"...Upon completion, stand in the healing circle..."

"Okay! Stand on two feet? One? What about the hands? You can stand on the hands too, it's called the handstand, ne?"

"...Hyperextension detected. Hyperextension detected..."

"Haha, you bet!"

"...Healing process activated. Please stay still..."

"Okie dokie!"

"...Healing in progress. Healing in progress..."

"Feels great, Ra! How about this?"

"...Initial condition worsened. Healing intensity increased..."

"Gah! You're so much fun!"

"...In progress. Please do not move..."

"Not even this little?"

"...Initial condition worsened. Healing routine restarted..."

"Goood! I swear I could do this for hours!"