🌛 To the Moons
Part 1
To the moon... or two moons!...
From sharp zigzags to smooth curves over night!? What ever got into Helmut's buttcheeks or between them, I'm anticipating a long series about dat sexy ass right now 😛
Also meet Helmut's new best friend... Hugh D. Leotard!
R.I.P. Fansie Pants, Sportie Shorts and Q.T. Jeans. You did not survive the 360 degrees oversplit... 😂