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"At last! My wine arrives! But what manner of disfigurement is this? Have I not instructed you to maintain your shoulders firm against your buttocks at all times, Yalura? There, much better. Now then, grant me a taste of that beverage and mind well to perform as I directed – in a handstand, if you please. Spread your legs wide for balance and keep your posterior firmly planted upon your head so you may observe the flow of the liquid. You would not wish to spill any, would you?"
Inspired by the comment by CrysPepsi, in fact not a comment but an entire narrative about this boy named Yalura Andromeda and a lot of lore surrounding him 😲
And now I'm going to share some AI-generated pictures of Yalura as well! Actually, he was originally supposed to be Yasha but I guess making a new label for him would be a good idea 🥰