Ugly Jewel
"So much for the golden future
I can't even start..."
And now for something completely different... a boy with two necks! :D
But jokes aside we decided to move Jack to the future along with all the androids, the golden era of body mods where expensive body modding became the next big trend. Imagine for instance this talk between a mother and her two growing twins...
"Yo momma so stiff she got stuck going down a water slide..."
Whoops, sorry wrong one XD Here goes:
(Six years ago...)
"Hey you'll both be twelve soon, you know what that means? Kyle did you think of any nice body mods you want yet?"
"Yes mom, can I have big boobies please?"
"Sure, they will look beautiful on you dear!"
"Umm and also horns and glowing eyes, I wanna be a subbucus when I grow up! :3"
"It's succubus, but yes you will look adorable as one. And what about you Helen?"
"I umm... can I have horns and glowing eyes too?"
"Of course, you two will make two lovely demon girls!"
"Uhh... in fact..."
"Yes Helen?"
"I wanted to be like the boy from Space Freak 7 if that's ok?"
"Oh yes that space cutie! Ok so the objective is muscles and a very thin waist. Mission confirmed?"
"Yup! Thanks mom, your the best!!"
Don't let your kids be trapped in their biological bodies!
Thanks TK for helping with the momma joke and picking names ^^
p.s. "Kyle uhh, do you really have to... uhh, walk around topless?"
"But I'm an exhibitionist? And I thought you said this was an exhibition?"
"I'm sure those two have different meanings..."