🌸 Suck My Sakura
Of course Kyle wouldn't be a true succuboy if he didn't attend Self Sakura 2201, the International Blowjob & Autofellatio Festival 😮
"Kyle, everybody knows you as a guy who wants to see a hot demon girl in his mirror, but today you blew everybody's mind with your seemingly permanent erection and the most powerful cumshots. Would you mind telling us how you developed such amazing stamina?"
"Oh that's simple, ever since I started doing splits I thought I was getting some kind of super power down there, I could stay erect all I wanted and I started having those spectacular cumshots! So after I figured it out, I started doing splits like crazy, as well as all kinds of power lifting exercises, then I read that prostate massages are really good for your health, and you know I work as a masseur, so I started offering them to train my cock and it really helped, so now I can keep massaging the client's prostate for 20 minutes nonstop and cum several times without getting flaccid."
"Whoa! I can imagine every boy who reads this will start spreading his legs a lot more from now on!"
"And fap as much as possible! You'd think it drains you of cum and energy but in fact it trains your body to generate ten times more cum than it did before, with some serious training you turn into some walking milking faptory. My balls are always so damn full that it hurts if I don't cum for a while! Only one huge drawback, you have to wear a condom at night or your cock will rub against the bed sheets and pillows all night and you'll wake up in a puddle of oozing ectoplasm, no kidding. Oh and the other day some dude bumps into me in the street and he's like, aren't you Kyle Wood! Yeah, so? Oh my gosh, please, can you cum on my shirt, I'll hang it next to your huge poster in my bedroom! I'm like, blow me! So he pulls down my zipper and blows my cock, I cum paint his black shirt and then I ask him to take a picture together because honestly even I would rate that masterpiece 10 out of 10."
"Speaking of beautiful pictures, mind if we take a few for the magazine, maybe some that show off your flexible legs to inspire our readers?"
"Great idea! Let me show you some of my favorite stretch!"