💊 PAINPROOFEN® MAX
Imagine the human body healing at lightning speed. Here comes the military-grade, death-defying painkiller using quantum nanobots capable of restoring the body even faster than you can cause damage!
PAINPROOFEN® MAX
Now's the chance to unleash your inner beast! With PAINPROOFEN® MAX, it's impossible to lose a limb as it reconnects faster than you can blink. Enjoy cutting through the body like it's made of butter! This is the ultimate game changer for extreme players, contortionists and true demons at heart! Now's the time to take your skills to new heights and explore the depths of physical expression!
Specifications
- Nanobots: 666 quantum-grade units per capsule
- Chance of malfunction per unit (CMU): 0.000001% (malfunction does not result in death or injury since units are not interdependent)
- Healing rate: 50x faster than PAINPROOFEN® Forte
- Pain resistance: 400% more effective than PAINPROOFEN® Forte
- Side effects: 5% chance of insignificant dizziness
- Price: $1666 per capsule ($9996 per box of 6 capsules)
- Shelf life: 48 hours (temperature must be kept between 0°C and 5°C)
- Duration of effect: 2-3 hours, fully effective after 10 minutes
- Availability: Sold exclusively at Body Whorror Pharmachuticals Web Store (free overnight shipping)
- Age restriction: 18+ (ID required at checkout)
- Usage: Take one capsule prior to game, session or practice
- Important: Set a timer to remind you when the effect will wear off!
- Warning: Do NOT mix with any other substances, including food or drinks! At least 6 hours before and 2 hours after usage, refrain from eating or drinking anything.
- Legal disclaimer: Use of PAINPROOFEN® MAX is at your own risk. We assume no liability for any damages, injuries or fatalities caused by misuse. Consult the list of tested use cases below.
Join the elite club of PAINPROOFEN® warriors today and enjoy the ultimate freedom to push your limits to their absolute MAX!
Body Whorror Pharmachuticals
For the ultimate thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies.
Appendix. Fully tested use cases
- Inserting multiple skewers and blades simultaneously
- Various forced contortions that normally result in fatal damage to the spine and joints (e.g. twisting the neck 360 degrees)
- Compression with a hydraulic press
- Full forced impalement on a traffic cone
- Swallowing a baseball bat whole
- Bloating the stomach with 15 liters of water
- Inserting several bowling balls through the rectum
- Squeezing the body into a 40 cm cube
- Binding the body with tight ropes pulled with 5000 kg force
- Anal intercourse with an engineered stallion, penis measuring 80 cm long and 20 cm in diameter (full penetration)
- Urethral insertion of a 5 cm diameter, 50 cm long dildo (fully inserted)
- Forcing the body through a 25 cm diameter hole
Test cases were conducted under controlled conditions on experienced test subjects who provided their consent prior to the experiments. All of the above tests led to powerful multi orgasms and received an average rating of 9.8 out of 10 from the participants.
Disclaimer: Always consult with a certified PAINPROOFEN® distributor before attempting anything more risky than what is listed above. Register as a volunteer and receive free samples of PAINPROOFEN® MAX if you wish to participate in some experimental test trials.