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Fitness Model's Impossible Traffic Cone Workout

"Women have wider hips for a reason," says fitness model and anal enthusiast Tiffany Lass, who recently set a new record in the anal insertion world with her mind-blowing traffic cone workout.

Tiffany, who has previously won multiple anal insertion championships, is known for her unparalleled dedication to the sport. She has become notorious for her ability to insert massive objects into her rectum, and this latest achievement is just another milestone in her impressive career.

In this latest stunt, Tiffany managed to insert a traffic cone into her anus to a depth of 1 foot and 7 inches, shattering the previous record set by her bff and rival, Vanessa Pump. It's great when women support each other through constant competition, but now Tiffany has become the undisputed anal queen.

Will she be able to maintain her status or will Vanessa Pump rise again? Fans are eagerly waiting for the next move in this exciting rivalry!

INVASIVENESS AS A VIRTUE

The Best Practices of Assisted Insertions

Assisted insertions have been a popular fetish among the anal community since the most ancient times, but new practitioners have often struggled with the basics.

The art of assisted insertion requires a delicate balance between intimacy and invasion, but how can one achieve such harmony? Fear not, for in this guide we will provide you with all the necessary information on how to successfully assist in extreme anal play.

By following these steps, you can be sure that your partner's experience will be nothing short of unforgettable and their sphincters will be left begging for more.

First, it's important to choose the right objects for insertions that you are comfortable with. The size of the object is crucial, but so is the material. Silicone is often preferred for its smoothness and flexibility, but for those who prefer a more rigid experience, stainless steel can be an excellent option.

Remember to always use plenty of lubrication and avoid any objects that are sharp, pointy or potentially breakable. If the chance of breakage is not zero, it's a definite no-go.

Next, it's important to approach your partner with a calm and gentle demeanor to ensure that everything goes smoothly.

Finally, remember to be patient. Anal training can take a lot of time, but with daily practice, you will become a true master of the art. But most importantly, don't forget to enjoy every moment of it and have fun!

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The Great Anal Probing Contest

In a thrilling display of anal powess, the world's top female fisting experts recently gathered in Armbury for an unforgettable competition.

The event was organized by the Anal Stretching Society, a non-profit organization dedicated to promoting the exploration of extreme anal play, and took place in Armbury's famous Asshole Stadium, where the best anal enthusiasts and their fans from all around the world gathered for the highly anticipated competition.

This year's winner was none other than Tiffany Lass, who managed to conquer even the toughest obstacle by inserting a 2-foot-long dildo into her anus and holding it there for an impressive five minutes while simultaneously performing an ideal 180 degree split.

"It's all about the mental strength," Tiffany said afterwards. "You have to be able to overcome your fears and focus on the goal."

The second place was awarded to Vanessa Pump, who showed great resilience in her attempt to insert a 1.5-foot-long dildo into her rectum, but was ultimately unable to keep it inside during a 270 degree oversplit she attempted.

"Third time's the charm," Vanessa said confidently, already looking forward to her next attempt.

And in third place was the ever-spirited Samantha Stretch, who managed to insert a 1-foot-long dildo but was unable to hold it inside during an impressive 360 degree torso twist. Samantha is a new player on the anal scene, with an impressive background in gymnastics and a great potential for future success.

"I'll be back next year to take the top spot," Samantha vowed. "I never leave home without a big toy in my ass!"

The event was a great success, with the audience cheering and screaming their support for the brave contestants. We can't wait to see what next month's competition will bring!

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A New Record Set in Armbury

In the recent competition in Armbury, Tiffany Lass has set a new record by inserting an impressive 2-foot-long dildo into her rectum.

Tiffany Lass is no stranger to extreme anal play and has a long list of accomplishments in the world of fisting. But this latest achievement takes it to a whole new level!

"I'm so excited I'm still shaking," Tiffany said, grinning from ear to ear. "I've already ordered a 2.5-foot-long baby before Vanessa gets the chance!"

"You're a show-off, Tiffany!" Vanessa Pump responded with a laugh. "I'm not going to let you win this easily!"

"It's not about who can take in the most," Samantha Stretch, the third contestant, said. "It's about who can do it with the most style and grace. And I think that's me!"

"Just because you can twist like a gum doesn't mean you're the best at anal, Sam," Tiffany teased. "We'll see who's still the best at the next competition!"

And with that, the three ladies hugged each other and walked off into the sunset, ready to train for their next competition. The world of extreme anal insertions and female solidarity has never been more exciting!