🏰 Elven Captive
While most soldiers in the world fear getting captured, in the elven army it is at the top of every new recruit's to-do list. To begin their military training, they must serve a minimum of two weeks in captivity, gaining some of the most important skills as a future warrior, such as endurance, cunning, maybe even some basics of "diplomacy."
But more importantly, each elf must gain a number of allies in the foreign fort during their stay. To prepare properly, they must spend a minimum of 3 months working in a brothel to refine their "diplomatic" skills: oral negotiation, anal-ytics etc, before they can enlist in the military. So it's not a joke.
After two weeks in captivity, they begin to work on improving their cunning as they plan their escape route through the beds of various guards. Of course, most of the world's armies are perfectly aware of this elf deception, elves are widely known for being goofy, but they are also the sexiest, so they can be forgiven.
Let's be honest, the elven army is considered quite "decorative" and is mainly featured in parades and festivities, very welcome in all realms. None of them are at war with the elves, but always help them with their traditional captivity customs, as elves tend to be even sexier in bondage...
Come to think of it, no one is at war with anyone in this world, so I'm not sure why they have armies... maybe just for BDSM? 😂