⚔️ Conan the Breathtaker
Welcome to Unbreakable Wrestling, the show where real men bend each other's muscled bodies until one of them is totally fucked in every...sense! 😜
Annnnd behold our first wrestler, Danny Wood, as the legendary Conan of Cimmeria! 😁
As they say in Cimmeria, there are three things you can watch forever: the flowing water, the burning fire and the stretching twunks!
Extreme endurance is in the blood of every Cimmerian, its roots go deep in time, counting centuries of sweat squeezed from the twisted bodies of many Cimmerian youths, of whom mighty Conan is truly a legend.
He was able to outbend warlocks and witches who could twist anyone's spine like a ramhorn! There was no way to pin him to the ground as he would twist out of any lock and lock the opponent in a way that took his breath away, that's why they called him Conan the Breathtaker! 😘