🍏 Forbidden Fruits

One day God created Adam and Eve and tossed them out to live outside in the garden, telling them they can chew on whatever the find but never go to THAT weird temple because it's only called the Temple of Wisdom but it's actually evil.

Adam said ok alrighty then and the couple did chew on everything that fit in their mouths, like every fruit and bananas, but then got tired and Adam went to sleep as too full up he was but Eve was too curious so she rolled directly to THAT temple and found there a sexy serpent boy who looked all over yummy.

"Well. Hi there lass, what brought you around so round?"
"I'm Eve *cough* I've pretty much tried every fruit in the garden but then remembered about this place, though I was warned not to go here."
"Oh yeah, here you get to try things that should never go into the mouth of a human being, yet they're the sweetest!"

So while Adam was sleeping, the snake let Eve try something special. She returned to Adam with some pretty advanced knowledge and demonstrated to him some wisdoms acquired from the serpent-lad. Adam was quite impressed with the new experience but the moaning sounds attracted the Lord who got really mad.

"I already tossed that pervert out of Heaven for seducing other angels... and now this! And you Eve, I thought you was a decent lady!"
"But Father, I thought you told us to chew on everything we find in this garden."
"Yes but more importantly I told you to not go into THAT temple."
"But Daddy, what can be so bad about sucking olo??"
"Now, cut the drama! Go and live with that snake if you like sucking his olo so much!"
"Well...fine! Maybe we will. At least he seems like a nice sort of guy. Maybe he'll teach us one of his bendy moves too."
"You bet! But you know what? I here by put an aweful curse on you. Now, you'll only be able to do those flexi moves through great, unbearable pain!"
"Nooooooooo..."

The end. True story.