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Haha, it's hard not to love yourself when you've got a body as flexible as Peter's. It's easy to see why he would love himself so much, probably being able to serve himself in mind-blowing ways. 🤣😉 I'm thrilled that you liked the story - I had a lot of fun writing it! 💕

Thank you for your kind words, Sasha! I'm delighted that you enjoyed the visuals so far! :D I was about to say it's a great idea to pour some sticky ale on him to get him stuck in his pose for hours, but then thought it would be really yucky for him to be glued in that way... Unless, all the brave heroes in the tavern gathered to lick the ale off his body and free him again, haha. Well, that's probably even more disgusting.... XD

Oh I think I know what they could be in the Yunia lore, I was just greatly reminded of the Hindu lore where the three major gods and their wives often incarnate in mortal forms due to various curses.

Hindu gods often end up having to make decisions that seem unfair to certain divine parties, e.g. giving the nectar of immortality to the angels but not to the demons, so the demons grow even angrier and lay strong curses causing the gods to suffer in mortal bodies, stripped of their powers. Or even the case as small as some god telling his servants to guard him while he is resting and not let anyone in, but then come the four saints who ask to see him - the guards refuse to let them in and the saints lay a curse upon them, causing these divine servants to be reborn as mere mortals. One of them becomes a great saint, the other chooses to become a great demon king - his hope is that by being a demon king he'd have a very short lifespan, probably getting killed very fast in battle and return to the divine realm as soon as possible. But once in the mortal body, he completely forgets his divine nature and turns into the greatest demon king of all times, even finding ways to attain full immortality - so it turns into a huge problem for the world and the great god himself has to take a mortal form to destroy this demon king, and thus help to return his servant back to the divine realm.

Of course gods can visit the mortal realm directly, but then their divine presence is short lived and they're only able to give blessings to a particular person who underwent austerities and attained the state of detachment enough to deserve superpowers. This way they give birth to mortal heroes and saints, giving powers to actual mortals. But when the gods are able to be born in mortal bodies themselves, usually only thanks to a curse, they can stay in the mortal realm for a hundred years and significantly alter its history. Sometimes it turns into a theatrical game of villains and heroes, sometimes it literally draws a line between a former and a newer epoch in the form of a great war in which some oppressive dynasties fall and some new order is established.

Sometimes gods are born to kings, sometimes to simple villagers or even prisoners, sometimes in a basket floating in a river or as babies left in the middle of a crop field. But I don't remember a single story where they don't become princes and kings eventually.

It's interesting that whenever one of the great gods incarnates in the mortal form, his wife the great goddess also takes a central form in the same story - they're often born in different villages or different kingdoms but they always manage to find each other. Sometimes the god has to follow into the mortal realm because his wife was cursed, and vice versa, but it's hard to remember the case where the god incarnates alone without the goddess.

So I guess it's not the worst idea to have Yasha and Andrzej also being gods born in mortal bodies, maybe due to some divine curse. Maybe in their original divine form they're practically one, like the heavenly yin-yang, contorted in the perpetual ecstasy but sometimes the disbalance in the universe pulls them away from each other, and when separated, they suddenly forget their divine nature and find themselves born in the mortal world where they come through great struggles to rediscover their contortion abilities and most importantly try to reunite again. Only after reaching the most extreme contortion and the deepest form of unity they're able to remember who they really are and return to the divine realm. This also explains the inclination to extreme insertions - not just objects but their own limbs inside each other's bodies. It's not just a twisted kink, it's the way to reunite in their divine form, where they're not merely intertwined but practically embedded in each other.

Unlike L'amouriel the god of love in the aspect of desire and lust, they can be the god of love in the aspect of unity and penetration. Perhaps this god's name could be Yashandrzej, split to Yasha and Andrzej separately during the times of disbalance in the universe. And Yashandrzej, the embodiment of their unity, is worshiped in the cities like Armbury, where the arts of fisting and contortionism are the highest of all arts, practiced in temples and brothels alike.

In the recent story, the citizens of Armbury are fortunate to have Yasha himself incarnate as a young priest in the Temple of Cock, blessing all with the divine sights of extreme contortion and massive penetration. He is born Jason Swan, a humble villager from the outskirts of Armbury, but after joining the Temple adopts the name Yasha for his blond hair and extreme flexibility, quickly rising through the ranks. While Yasha is lost in his daily practice, Andrzej who incarnates as the talented alchemist An J. Kowalski in the far away realm of Al-Hedsit, feels the insatiable urge to reach him. During his experiments, the scholar grows an enormous cock of the size nobody can accomodate. Suddenly a journey for rare ingredients turns into a quest to find a lover who can take him in. Finally, in one of the taverns on the way, he learns about that one priest boy in Armbury, known for his ability to bottom like a god, and the rest is history, yet to be written... ;D

Yeah, exactly.... They're like two homeless boys who sleep in the park, while pretending to be princes, mages and adventurers in daylight to keep their spirits up. It's quite phenomenal how every small character has their own story but these two keep on re-inventing themselves in every single post. I feel like I should give them a proper storyline but they've already had so many that the only way to write about them is to make a new story every time...

Phenomenal indeed! Drunkards will have to be reminded of what they witnessed there and then they'll be green with envy, giving up their bad habit for good, so they won't forget something incredible again... :D

Definitely, this humble tavern was filled with more excitement than any royal court banquet. I'm sure King Leofold was really angry he wasn't invited :D

Thank you so much for a beautiful comment. It's really touching to hear such heartfelt words from a fellow contortion artist! I'm sure you know how much I value your own beautiful art at www.deviantart.com/alldenspa and your kind words! So glad we keep inspiring each other in the world that doesn't always appreciate our passion for flexibility ;D

Yay, I'm so glad I wasn't alone to enjoy it in teh end! It's amusing how "influencers" are pushing us to create tiny posts because "people don't read anymore", but it shows that if you want the best of the internet, you simply need to go against the trends dictated by corpoweb.

When others jump out of their fancy pants to focus on exploiting females in their content - you simply draw boys. While poor babies try to normalize the internet, shaking their little fingers at each other - you pull the wildest contortions and kinks. When others micropost on X.com trying to get more attention with fewer words - you write 8K texts full of fun.

It's becoming increasingly easy to stand out in a society so dumbed down by social media. But it's all thanks to people who help with their support! So, thank you for that. It's great to see that the internet isn't completely lost yet :3

Thank you so much, Sasha! I think her face looks a bit different from the original - but after spending almost 3 days on trying all kinds of things, I gave up and decided it looks close enough. Sadly I've always had skill issues in this area, but I think it's more important the final picture still has a good vibe :D

I find it hard to imagine this image in color, the vintage aesthetic seems so much more appealing...

Thank you so much! It's just fun to make more pictures of Sarah - to be honest, she was born as a test for making consistent faces, and this taught me many things about achieving consistency. But then I loved the character and felt each of the pictures I made of her deserves a good story, lol. And writing funny stories really helps when sitting here alone all day...

I'm afraid it was intentional, I decided to remove the ultra kinky art from the site but then decided to put it back again later. Sometimes it feels like something just isn't worth sharing because of scarse feedback or overly controversial themes, so I remove it. I have a full offline version of the site for myself, but sometimes I prefer not to share certain things online.

I'm glad you found some inspiration in my work! I'm still trying to think how to properly organize this world as a wiki but it's been a difficult task. Many things have a lot of conflicting versions, many things seem completely unnecessary or uninteresting, and many things are not even known at all...