Big Bendy
He must be a dream of every vampire in Transylvania cuz I can't even imagine the amount of blood in that bloody big penis O.O Maybe a cistern? >_>;;
Though don't take it seriously, this, in fact, is no more than a parody :) Need to try new things from time to time and all that, ya know ;)
And I swear he could kill people with that >:)
Or he could do the Blue Whale, lol!