😇 Bend Me An Angel
Wise man said just bend this way
Fold your back real tight
Take a sit on your own face
As the years pass you by
Hear this crack from deep inside
It's the call of your spine
Fold your back and never cry
Unless it's a straight line
Original song
To the charming song, Yasha slowly reveals to Andrzej his true form. The great archer of his spine, Andrzej humbly bows down: "Please forgive me, Lord Yasha, I did not realize you were the God of Contortion who incarnated as a mortal boy!"
Yasha stretched his lips as wide as he stretched his legs: "Nah, I didn't want to tell you because of your ego problems, but you're actually another God of Contortion. There were a number of us but some of our brothers got cursed to incarnate in mortal bodies in the Middle-world! We have to find them all, the curse will only be lifted once all the 69 of us will do a ruppel-human-centipede! So raise on your feet and then raise them in the air, let's float around the world like that until we find our brothers!"
"*cough* What an odd dream," thought Andrzej, rubbing his eyes. "I'd never bow down before that silly Siberian even if he starts flying around in an oversplit!!"