🐌 Mountain of the Snails

Part 2

Yasha was very impressed with this young Chinese boy. "I don't even care if it's a prank anymore! You're really talented, so if you guys are doing this for the laughs then I say good job but I still need to know how you did what you just did. Let's pretend you're indeed my, uh... 'grandfather', then you have to teach me how to do that! My gramps can also do some incredible things despite his age and-"

"Yes, yes! And now I can do even better in this rejuvenated body."

"...and he would always teach me if I asked!"

"But of course! Why would that change? Of course I will teach you! Let's go to the house and have some tea. I have gathered the herbs that will soften up your bones, and then we can jump into the training right away."

"Umm, sure. Well, even if your fairy tale is true, there's still one thing I'm gonna miss is your incredible muscle strength! When my gramps stretched me, it felt like being pulled by a horse! When he folded me, it felt like being squashed by an elephant!"

"Is that so? Then there's hardly something to worry about," the Chinese boy walked to a nearby rock, the size that even three strong adults would struggle to move around, and he easily lifted it like a bucket of water.

Once again Yasha needed a moment to regain his senses. "Hmm, but gramps also told me quite a few tales of some tricky evil spirits who specially love to take the form of pretty boys to lure in their prey..."

"Oh yes, I sure have a lot of such stories from my many encounters with those pretty spiritboys over the past centuries. But I assure you I'm no evil spirit, though from my years working as a spirit catcher I gained quite a number of blessings and curses that I'm not really sure if can still line myself up with humans."

Yasha shrugged. The kid didn't look or sound like gramps, yet if he wrote Yasha a letter, it would probably read exactly like a letter from gramps!

"Alright. But if I do manage to find gramps..."

"You already found one, just how many more do you need??"

"Fair, so... what do we do now?"

"I know you came to China to get another boost to your contortion skills, Yasha, so this time we're going to work on your backbends!"

"Backbends? But I already know pretty much everything about backbends..."

"Oh, believe me, you know nothing about backbends! Let's have some herbal tea, it does miracles to the body, then I'll show you something interesting..."

What do you think? πŸ˜„
Master Gu has found the 'Philosophers Stone' of Daoist alchemy with his tea potion. Either that or Yasha is going to need rescuing by a Daoist exorcist. An evil spirit taking the form of a pretty boy is something I would immediately fall for. I'd be dead in no time at all in such a universe. Reincarnated just to die yet again from the same demonic trickery.

In one of William Burroughs books (I'm thinking it was 'The Western Lands'), he talks about how in Japanese folklore there are fox (kitsune) spirits that took the form of beautiful girls that lure men to their death. He said he felt sure there would also be kitsune boys. I'm reminded of that Yasha mentions evil spirits.

Okay, I made it through reading this two-parter and contributing comments without being a pervert and without talking about Yasha's feet. And holy shit this was painful for me, I'm sweating bullets. Read more
Yes, the Philosopher's Stone in terms of flexibility. And we still don't know if Gu is being honest or did he just eat the poor old man to have Yasha all for himself? I bet these doubts still strike Yasha's mind many times a day and every time Gu has to prove himself.

Yasha: "My grandfather used to give me hugs all the time!"
Gu: "Err, yeah but... In this form it might be rather awkward?"
Yasha: "Aha! Caught you, evil spirit!!"
Gu: "Well, I guess it can't be helped..."
Yasha: "Hmm, yeah, it feels... kinda..."
Gu: "Alright, enough! Now let go!"
Yasha: "Naaah..."
Gu: "Hey, hands off my buttocks! I'm your grandfather! I'm also underage! Don't make me hurt you!"
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I imagine they make other kind of more intimate training routines... XP Read more
Knowing Yasha... it's impossible to avoid 🀣 Read more
Crazy flexibility! Read more
Sky is the limit but for his leg it's the floor! πŸ˜‚ Read more
Me encanta...
I love it... Read more
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Mind Blowing bend ) Read more
Thanks! πŸ˜„ Read more
Beautiful~<3 Read more
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Took me a while to understand that I'm not seeing a "simple" backbend! Wow!!! And now I can't get my eyes of them! Where's the form to appoint me to that class? ;)
Thank you so much!!! Read more
Yes, when it's already far enough they're taking it even farther!! 😝 Read more
Eu sou contorcionista autodidata @hermenegildo_2003 meu Instagram podem ir ver minhas fotos e vΓ­deos πŸ’πŸ™ƒ
I'm a self-taught contortionist @hermenegildo_2003 my Instagram can go see my photos and videos Read more
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Wushu boy ε’Œ Yashaιƒ½εΎˆε―ηˆ±οΌοΌοΌζˆ‘ιƒ½ε–œζ¬’οΌοΌοΌ <3<3<3 嘻嘻嘻
Wushu boy and Yasha are very cute!!! I like both of them!!! <3<3<3 hee hee Read more
ε“‡οΌιžεΈΈζ„Ÿθ°’οΌοΌηŽ°εœ¨ζˆ‘δΉŸηŸ₯道如何用中文咯咯笑!呡呡呡... 🀭
Wow! Thank you very much! ! Now I also know how to giggle in Chinese! Hehehe... Read more
Yasha's feet are so nice, I want to lick his soles forever. And ever and ever and ever and ever. He really should rub his feet in my face, make me a happy man.

Happy Christmas, Yuni 'the PretezelMaker'. ;-)

While looking at the last ever performance of the Ringling Bros. + Barnum & Baily Circus (back in 2017), YouTube recommended a video for me. It was much better than the circus, it's a video featuring a troupe of super cute Han Chinese boys. Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYiEBFh0_OU

All I want for Christmas is Yasha at my door, in my bedroom and rubbing all over me. Read more
Thank you, I'm very glad the biggest fan of Archie and smooth crotches is back as I was working on some new ones! Both Archie and a brand new smootch-boy.

Yeah, Chinese troupes are amazing, that video reminded me of another favorite one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZKTh-WNdg4
Specially the boy at 4:20 when he gets his head right in his crotch I die from how cute it looks! Oops... I just remembered you're not a big fan of contortion and rather prefer them standing straight, having their waists wasped at best, haha. Yes, I keep mental dossiers on some of my guests, isn't that creepy?

About Christmas, I'm still surprised how Christians made Santa go around the world squeezing into people's chimneys when they could have easily passed that job to his adorable elves πŸ˜› Read more
Wow this is amazing!! Found about your art from Instagram! You should post more there :) Read more
Thanks! Glad that platform helped to find me, but personally I barely use it πŸ˜… Read more
Yasha is completely beautiful, but I can't tear my eyes from his gorgeous feet. I'm sure it's not subtle, he's bound to notice! πŸ˜… Read more
Must say I totally agree about the beauty of Yasha's feet ! They're Exceptionally alluring πŸ’• Read more
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