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🐌 Mountain of the Snails

Part 1

Yasha just arrived to China on the Trans-Siberian Express and the first he saw was some young Chinese boy. This local is quite a cutie, Yasha noticed, it would make the day brighter to have a small talk with him.

"Hello there, young man! I'm sorry, perhaps you know where my grandfather Yan Feng Gu is? He is the famous Soft Bone Wushu Master living in this village and he was supposed to meet me at this train station at this exact spot!"

"Tsk! Yasha, Yasha! You have quite a bad memory for your age!"

"I'm afraid I don't-"

"Tis me, your grandfather! Remember, when you were a young child, I told you many stories from my life and my magical curse. Remember, each time I turn-"

"You are... waaaait what?"

"...a hundred years old, I revert back into a fifteen years old boy. This curse has been following-"

"No way! Is this a prank? Are you filming this?"

"...me for a few centuries now."

"Come on, gramps! Very funny! Come out! Are you behind the corner? I can hear your giggle!!"

"Quite stubborn as usual! Perhaps this will allow you to focus better," the Chinese boy stood on one foot and raised the other high in the air, then he twisted his body in such incredible way that would take the very best of us daily contortion training since babyhood to do something like that!

Yasha stood there stunned. "A- Alright, that was... Whoa! Listen, fella, I don't care anymore if this is a prank! This pose is really great! Will you teach me how to do it??"

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What do you think? 😄
I love the idea that he can use all four limbs equally. Could he create calligraphy and write with his feet? I mean, that's not what I would ask him to do with his feet (trying not to go there in this post), but that would be so awesome. Just alternate between limbs on a whim. Read more
He can easily pick up a cup of tea and drink from it, all without using his hands. In his old man form it used to look funny and he always did it for cheap laughs. Unfortunately, he fails to make it look funny in this teenager form. The easeness and slowness of his movements makes it look not amusing but arousing 🥵 Read more
Wish I could get cursed like this ;-) Read more
Well the curse didn't grow on trees, he worked hard as an exorcist monk and had to be brave to get into various haunted houses, etc 😉 Read more
作为一个中国网友,看到你创作的这么多中国风作品都特别的好。
加油加油,继续支持你!
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As a Chinese netizen, it is so good to see so many Chinese style works created by you.
Keep going, we are supporting you! Read more
谢谢!我不能说中文好,但很高兴您喜欢我的作品!😊
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Thank you! I can't speak Chinese well, but I am glad you like my work! Read more
this is grandpa ) Read more
Who knows 🤣 Read more
Yuni!!!! 啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~你是最棒的!!!
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Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You are the best!!! Read more
没有!你是!😊
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No, you! Read more
An interesting new character he is, and I bet this is his trademark pose since you also drew him in this pose in that other pic. And beautiful feet you gave to the boy, always so clean.🥰 I bet also that he's also a barefooter, because that would also add to his flexible beauty!❤ Read more
Yup, I drew the other pic first and then evolved it into this one, but I think the pose looks good on him. Well if all their streets are as clean as this one, there's no problem being a barefooter 😄 Read more
I love this work. Your art is amazing. Read more
I'm very happy that you like it so much! 😊 Read more
Yasha and Yan Feng Gu, you make me problems. I cannot decide who of you I love more.
Oh, dammit, I love you both! Read more
He Could do more and more !Why not show his Extremely Flexibility to us !!!!! Read more
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