Morning Juice 🍹
"Good morning, sir! How may we stretch you today?"
"Think I'll have one straddle oversplit with one tight backfold. You got them?"
"Yes, of course. Would you like your oversplit served first?"
"No, I'd like them both at once, if possible."
"Oh! In this case we got just the right spot. This way, please..."
"Wow, this bar stool looks impressive, I need to get something like this for my kitchen!"
"Here, please get your lower ribs onto the seat and spread your legs to the sides. Now let me gently bend your hipbone against your lower back... Oh! If I may, sir, your spine is remarkably foldable!"
"Thanks, mom says I was born folded! But just you wait for my oversplit!"
"Speaking of which, mind if I put this around your shins. Perfect! Now, here goes your oversplit. Oh! Your legs are as delightfully pliant as your back!"
"Yeah, haha! Had a really nice BDSM last night. My hamstrings feel like cooked noodles..."
"Oh! In this case, how hot would you like your oversplits, sir? About 270°, I presume?"
"Make it 300°!"
"And... here we go! How does it feel?"
"Very good, thank you!"
"I have to admit, sir, you're one of our most impressive clients. Our cafe would like to offer you a discount in exchange for a couple of pictures to decorate our wall, if you're interested."
"Wow, really? But then you'll have to tighten me up more, I don't want my friends to come here, see those pictures and say it's nothing special and I could do better!"
"Oh, certainly sir! Let me just bring the camera and tighten everything up!"