Military Fairy II

Yo! Yo! The T-SER unit is back in this bitch muthafolda
Never let 'em stop me 'cause I'm a soldier~

A contortion is a perfect bend
Your whole body does the best it can
You're so bendy now
Oh, oh you're so bendy, now

Now you remember what your trainer said
Nothing to do all day but twist and bend
You're so bendy now
Oh, oh you're so bendy, now

You are a hero of the internet
Nobody cares that your not legal yet
You're so bendy now
Oh, oh you're so bendy, now

Smiling faces in your chat on webcam
But once they steal it no one gives a damn
You're so bendy now
Oh, oh you're so bendy, now

Someone's feet flying over your head...

*drum bum bum*

Someone's butt flying over your head
Oh wait, it's yours and you've got to bend
You're so bendy now
Oh, oh you're so bendy, now

The Ruppel bend will never get old
The trainer calls: "Fold up and hold!"
You're so bendy now
Oh, oh you're so bendy, now

You've got your orders to fold up tight
Your stretched so much that it don't seem right
You're so bendy now
Oh, oh you're so bendy, now

You bent so far the rivals just can't see
Is this illusion or reality
You're so bendy now
Oh, oh you're so bendy, now

Thanks for listening! :3
Original song: Status Quo – In the Army Now