Le Pique-nique Piérotique (WIP)
Humpty Dumpty sat on his ass
Humpty Dumpty spread his hot legs
All the king's pageboys and all the king's men
Can't tame their stiffies to softness again
XDD Sorry! Anyway, after turning 18+, having twelve years of contortions behind his bendy back, and being heavily inspired by Dumas and Féval, young Pierre decided to take some fencing lessons! :3
"But have you got any money to pay for them, boy?"
"No, monsieur, but I'm very good at licking swords."