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Howdy Ho!!

We already know of Jerry's passion for country songs and bending their lyrics and himself to his liking!

If you ever bend in Texas, fold me up!
If you ever bend in Texas, fold me up!
Where the men are men and love it,
And us femboys sure glad of it,
If you ever bend in Texas, fold me up!

What we say when it is Christmas?
"Ho-Ho-Howdy, come bend with us!"
Hallelujah! Howdy-doo-ya! Howdy-doo!

We will raise a mug of beer and
We will wish you a "Happy yee-ha!"
If you ever bend in Texas, fold me up!

Thanks to taiknight for the help with the song! XD

The original is If you're even down in Texas as heard in Tom & Jerry XD

#America #Jerry #contortion #cowboy #lineart
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See also

Upon the Morning Wood If you ever bend in Texas, fold me up! Morning Wood WIP America's Got Assholes Yee-ha!! or How to Ride a Bully Leg Stretching Day Ranch Boy Spread 'em Like an Eagle I'mma Kick Kiss Your Ass!! Good Morning Famine Play Off Tommy WIP
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