❄️ Fold Club in Winter

{I can show you the fold
Extremely hyperextended
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last bent your back in half}

I can work out your spine
Backwards, sideways and forward
Get your posture in order
'Til it's just as good as mine

A whole new fold
A new fantastic bendy sight
No one to say "not hot"
Or not to knot
Or say it hurts them seeing

Unbelievably tight
Indescribable feeling
Stretching, folding, cartwheeling
Like a crazy jester guy

Looks like Fold Club got an anthem AND a porch 🤣💦