

🛡️ The Wasped World
Chapter 5. Armbury
Meet the fearless knights of Armbury – protectors of the realm, brave yet sensitive hearts! But beneath their reinforced steel exoskeletons, they harbor a fragile and tender soul yearning for some cuddly snuggling – the softness craving to be squished.
But don't be fooled by their soft demeanor; these cuties certainly can't be called weak in the guts. Trained from birth to sport slender waists, they're pros at waist-cinching techniques that would put the Waistlands' most dedicated dieters to shame!
As they practice, their armor gets a monthly maintenance, reshaped and rebuilt regularly to fit their bodies. Recruits may look rough around the edges with their economy-grade armor that could use some tightening up, but the stunning inward curve of their suit already catches the eye from afar.
As one moves up the ranks, their armor transforms from functional to downright impressive. Commander's armor is crafted by master blacksmiths, hugging their bodies like a second skin to create a striking hourglass figure. Their waists are cinched to the core, sculpted in the shape of a second neck – a true symbol of their self-control and leadership.
It is the highest-ranking officers, however, who truly steal the show, with their midsections that seem to stretch out into a long, elegant stem, perfectly formed for gripping – like a handle of a giant broadsword! Shaped and honed through years of rigorous training and unyielding determination, they present a visual feast of discipline and power that sets the foes on their toes, running away in fear!
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In the world of the knights, peace comes only at nights... The armor is finally taken off for the evening contortion practice and peaceful slumber. This peace is a well-earned reward after another day of chasing "smexy bendits" and "shameless rubbers" – the knights' own playful jargon for bandits and thieves.
Unchaining oneself from the impregnable fortress of metal requires a key – a tiny symbol of their aristocratic standing, suspended on the neck chain like a talisman, a key to their freedom.
With precision and grace, they manipulate the cold steel of their chains, loosening the bolts that hold them captive. The armor that seemed solid and inpenetrable now lays lifelessly on the wooden stand – tomorrow, it will be reborn and reclaim its place as a towering fortification protecting its vulnerable interior...
As the armor came off, the body remained as wasped as before! Why is that? Oh, another fascinating accessory – a sleek and elegant broad band wrapped around their waist tightly in multiple layers. Made from luxurious materials infused with alchemical concoctions, this belt provides exceptional support while ensuring the skin remains unbruised during intense activities.
In addition, many knights fancy wearing a silky leotard underneath, its ergonomic design delivering both optimal protection for the skin and ultimate sensual excitement during the working hours, enhancing the knight's confidence and allure.
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As the sun dips below the horizon, the valiant warrior can't wait to hop onto the bed and indulge in a thrilling adventure of physical intensity with their rough-and-ready bandit partner.
Muscles tense and energy burning bright, the knight and the bandit dive headfirst into a dynamic encounter of contortion and bondage play – a whirlwind of twists, folds, and knots, skillfully tangling and manipulating each other's bodies as they explore the limits of both pain and pleasure in a wild dance of submission and control.
Peasants may mock them as "spineless knights" for a reason, and the knights wear that moniker as a badge of honor, reflecting their remarkable flexibility – after all, contortion is their second greatest passion, right behind squeezing into absurdly-shaped armor!
After an evening filled with mind-blowing contortion exercises among all other forms of blowing, the partners finally collapse onto their pillows, breaths heavy and minds wandering to brighter tomorrows... As their eyelids grow heavy, their slumber is filled with vivid dreams of triumphant trials and mastered feats, the perfect soundtrack to the sweet embrace of rest.
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The morning after the sizzling night is very busy for our hard working "bee" – tugging the waist back in shape is not a walk in the park! But for a good knight, getting cinched again is like a fresh cup of espresso.
As the bendy bandit and the spineless knight part ways for another day of chase and catch, they share a moment of mutual admiration. However, the clock is ticking, and with subtle smirks, the supple twinks prepare to continue their intricate game of predator and prey. The nimble-witted rogue and the pliant guardsman – each eager to come out on top in this delicate dance of pursuit and evasion.
Who knows, perhaps luck will finally smile upon the daring bendit and the knight will stumble and fall into his trap? The rogue's lair may not be as cozy as the knight's bedroom, but it's packed with an array of fascinating devices designed to keep them entertained. This thrilling cat-and-mouse game promises to keep hearts racing!
Shifty
And very glad you read the story, it was a lot of fun to write and I think one of the most enjoyable stories this year. Probably was inspired by this character, who doesn't have a name yet but looks like he does deserve a whole novel haha! But then, the barbarian from Chapter 1 was also a really interesting "heroic figure". LOL! Also made me a bit wonder what this knight's bandit friend might look like... Maybe the Bendit Archer from the Fold Story game? Hmm...
Shifty
Also, waists that are slender and long enough to resemble a handle... talk about the ultimate Fleshlight. Does resembling a second neck count as a double deepthroat if their partner is long enough?
Kidding aside, this is great world building. I can imagine the school of archaeology that would exist just dedicated to ancient cinching armours, the details of construction unique to this field... And the same Henry VIII horned helmets and giant (necessary) codpieces. It made a scholar's career to discover an incredibly rare piece that looks like a curly straw...
Again, just great storytelling. You're brilliant at making wacky fantasy seem grounded and realistic. I can easily picture your world, and picture myself in it, because I don't have to imagine that much. It's a realized world is maybe a better way of saying it? Did you ever see that old BBC show, "Connections"? The host, James Burke, would show you how Chinese looms evolved into modern computers, or how the panini press lead to Anarcho-syndicalism. It's a comfort show for me, and now I want the episode of all the myriad things that lead up to this armour and the evolution of bendy war post-war. What's the equivalent of the Pike Square for pacifist martial femboys?
Normally, I'd beg for more or whatever... but I've got the 'itis from all this amazing art and writing. I'm just being gluttonous with this bounty! In all seriousness, I haven't been in this good of a mood in a while. It's thanks to you. So thank you.
-tbj