🛰️ The Making of Boob Wars

At first, we didn't know if it would be possible to make a sci-fi film about gigantic boobs. We were at the bar, rewatching some classic porn with Tiffany Towers, when Jimmy suggested an idea about magical oil that could grow a woman's breasts to fill a whole room.

The rest of us were intrigued. We saw potential in this story – a tale of a princess who was captured by an alien warlord and turned into a gigantic breasted sex monster destined to become the most famous Porn Star in all of the galaxy.

The initial script was perfect, allowing us to portray breasts as large as we desired, while simultaneously implying that they posed a risk not only to herself but to the whole universe. This way we would easily appeal to both the viewer and the critic alike.

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We put together a team of dedicated filmmakers who were passionate about bringing this unique concept to life. We scouted locations in our backyards, which Tom's new laptop helped to transform into alien worlds with the help of stunning CGI effects.

For the character of Princess Aine, we knew that we needed someone special. One of the neighbors had a daughter who used to be a rhythmic gymnast as a teen, but she grew some huge honkers as she grew older. We knew we've found who we were looking for.

Sarah was perfect for the leading role. Her slender waist and stunning curves made her an ideal candidate for the Melonoil treatment. Frank bought a whole canister of that stuff, so we could gradually increase the size of her already impressive breasts during filming.

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Jimmy admitted he was writing the script with her in mind from the start. We all couldn't agree more, Sarah brought the character to life with such conviction that viewers felt like they were standing alongside her every step of the way.

She made the scene of her transformation into a sex monster so believable that we almost believed it ourselves. We were so mesmerized by the size of her breasts that we forgot to blink.

But it wasn't easy filming those scenes, especially when Sarah's boobs got bigger and heavier than we planned. It took four men to lift them at times, and Sarah herself started to feel like a sex monster. She needed regular breaks to recover her sanity and even a couple of visits to a psychoanalyst.

Luckily, the psychoanal treatment worked wonders. Sarah got back on track and we continued filming, creating one of the most iconic sci-fi films of all time.

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Sarah Aine Ondinus: Oh my god, I am the Queen of Space in this epic movie... Boob Wars! At first I was like, what the fuc* are you talking about? I mean, look at me, sweetheart, I'm a famous model! But they showed me the script and I couldn't stop laughing... 69 pages of pure hilarity, can you believe that? I was like, what the fu*k are you talking about guys? You want me to be in this s*it? Oh yeah! Count me in, bi*ch!

Interviewer: And how was it working on the set?

Sarah Aine Ondinus: Thank goodness you asked me that. We had so many issues with the shooting! People would constantly take breaks to jerk off. I mean, imagine trying to film a scene where you're supposed to act seriously and portray a sex monster with enormous breasts, and all of your crew is fapping in the background. It was hard if you get my drift.

Interviewer: It sounds like it was a challenging shoot.

Sarah Aine Ondinus: Oh, it was! But I wouldn't change a thing. It was a wild ride, and I had the time of my life. I hope they make a sequel soon!

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Boob Wars is a sci-fi sex comedy that features an unforgettable cast of characters and some truly outrageous special effects. We're happy to report that Boob Wars has been a huge success, well-received among viewers and reviewers alike.

The film's innovative use of CGI technology allowed us to create some truly breathtaking visuals, and Sarah Aine Ondinus' stellar performance as the titular character ensured that Princess Aine would go down in history as one of adult cinema's most beloved and iconic figures.

The backstage photo shows Sarah, getting prepped for a busy day of filming. Her skin glistens with oil, her eyes glow with determination. This gal is ready to save the galaxy – one globular cluster at a time!