🎎 Pocket Boy
Yasha's Grandfather Yan Feng Gu patted the boy on the shoulder: "Yasha! You've been working hard and I have a little something for you."
"Oh wow, a even smaller underwear??" Yasha giggled.
"NO! This time it's something very special. Here in China, upon the Snail Mountain grows a magical plant. I mean, it grew there many centuries ago, but it gone extinct because ugh... Well, come to my garden, I'll show you. Here, many centuries ago I bought some seeds for a great price and I was able to grow them in great secrecy!"
"Whooa! This plant looks like... a natural fleshlight!!"
"*cough* Right!? No wonder it didn't survive in the wild once men discovered it... But its shape is not THE magical quality I was talking about."
"What, it's not?? But I thought..."
"NO! What happens AFTER you inseminate it is the actual wonder! If you have enough stamina to feed it several times a day, a pocket boy will start growing inside it..."
"What? Really? A real baby??"
"No no, it will never look like a child, it will look like the exact copy of you but muuuch smaller in size! It's a magical creature. There will be a magical connection between you too. For example, you can stretch your pocket boy and become more flexible yourself!"
"Wow, Gramps! I don't know if that reminds me of the homunculus or the voodoo doll!"
"What are those?"
"Well, back in the medieval Europe there were people called alchemists and they could grow a small human in a retort, called a homunculus. And in Africa the voodoo doll is a small doll, you can stick pins in them and the person they depict will feel the pain! Gramps, I'm surprised you tell me so many fairytales but you don't know those."
"Of course I know them! But we don't call them that in China. But think of the pocket boy as a voodoo homunculus if you want. My main point is, your flexibility is so beyond the human abilities that the only way to progress is to use magic. You will have to constantly train your pocket boy, and the best part is that while you possess the pocket boy, your real body will also be nearly unbreakable!"
"Wooow, that's really neat! Andrzej is gonna kill me if I outbend him again! Boy, I can't wait to see his face!! Oh but what if this pocket boy dies or gets injured, will I die to??"
"Don't worry about that, he's practically invincible. He is meant to buff your abilities and he will magically regenerate from any damage. The only problem is he takes too much damage you might feel feverish."
"Thanks, Gramps! I'll be gentle!"
"I guess I'll leave you to your plant then. Hehe..."
p.s. The Pocket Boy after a while:
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