🏹 Ordo Arcus
Part 2
Ordo Arcus is an obscure magical cult training its adepts to transcend all bodily limitations...
"And now, my dear Helmut, let's work on your oversplits some more..."
"But Master, sheer curiosity but when will you start teaching us some actual magic?"
"360 degree oversplit is not magical enough for you???"
"Y- Yeah... but since all we do is stretching and all the books in our library are about stretching techniques and legendary contortionists... then what makes us different from that circus in the opposite corner of the city?"
"Many things!.. First and foremost, we always mutter magical spells as we stretch... Second, we act overall mysterious and dress waaaay sexier than those buffoons... Third, we write down our training schedules and all kinds of fancy contortion ideas on magical scrolls that makes it way more intriguing! Fourth, we use all kinds of alchemical potions like the one that adds a special shine to the skin to make it look truly magical..."
"Master, I think it's called baby oil..."
"Oh, shut up... You just want to run off to that circus, don't you?"
"No no, I like it better here. Just when entering this magic school, I thought we're about to learn stuff like invisibility and fireballs..."
"Invisibility? It's a serious crime to make that sexy butt of yours invisible! Fireballs? Just stretch those sexy legs of yours and you'll put all the balls in the world on fire!"
"Hehe, you're right! Thanks Master, I apologize for questioning your ways! I'll go back to stretching my bendy ass...er, I mean, practicing my arcane magic!!"