🌲 Morning Wood
The Theatre of Drooling Buckets Over Hot Boys promises to be an evening of enticing entertainment. The main event is a new musical, "Morning Wood," which tells the story of a troubled young noble named Count Andrzej, who has recently hired a real witch boy!
Yes, the new blond janitor named Yasha, who has recently joined the staff of the Count's park is positively irresistible, he has to be using some sort of magical spells. As Andrzej watches the handsome boy work his broom around the park with feline grace, he can't help but feel a sense of longing and desire. He becomes increasingly obsessed with the young janitor, finding himself unable to concentrate on anything else.
🌲 🌲 🌲
His Butt on My Mind
Libretto – William Page
Music – Wolfgang A. Cockhard
Damn Yasha, he's cleaning the park every day,
But who's gonna clean up the mess that he's made!
My mind is a mess, it's a disaster!
And he's the only one who's to blame...
Oh Yasha, you've got me in a bind,
I swear I can't take this new boy off my mind!
His graceful movements, his cute little butt
Are driving me crazy, oh what a wicked thought!
He's got a thong that's so tiny and white,
It's driving me wild, I can't get it right,
I try to focus on important work,
But all I can see is his body, oh what a perv!
I know, I shouldn't be thinking this way,
But he's got me in a trance, I can't break free...
I try to resist, but it's no use,
I'm falling for him, oh what a fool...
I guess I'm stuck with these dirty thoughts
And I don't know what to do, oh what a bust!
But maybe someday he'll see
That I'm the one who's meant to be with him, oh what a dream...
🌲 🌲 🌲
As Andrzej watches from behind a tree, his gentle, gloved hand begins to explore his own body, his fingers tracing a path across his nipple. He can't help but wonder what kind of charming spells Yasha has put on him.
As the musical progresses, Andrzej becomes more and more captivated by Yasha's allure. He finds himself imagining the two of them together, exploring the depths of their passion and desire. In his mind, he pictures Yasha's strong hands roaming over his body, his lips pressed against Andrzej's own.
As the night wears on, Andrzej finds himself unable to resist the pull of his desires. He knows that he must act on his feelings and make his move. He approaches Yasha, his heart racing with anticipation. As he looks into the young janitor's eyes, he can see the same spark of passion and desire that he has been feeling for weeks.
Without a word, Andrzej takes Yasha in his arms and kisses him deeply. They embrace, their bodies pressed together in a heated dance of passion. As they explore each other, they know that they have found something special and rare. They are two souls who have been brought together by a mysterious force, and they know that they will never be able to tear themselves apart...