Farmer's Daughter (sketch)

Working in the village's inn
She's the local dancing queen
This lass surely knows her kegs
As well as how to spread her legs

And she has the endless need
For hot bodies, coin and mead
After serving all the wine
She will show what else is fine

First she looks like an esthete
Wearing the tight corset
But when takes it off her belly
Dances like a sexy jelly

When the music starts to play
Hips and boobs shine bright as day
Twisting for the lustful seamen
She'll unfold her inner demon

It's her business, pride and joy
To bend like a plushie toy
Someone who can stretch like rubber
Sure is a dream-like lover

Just try not to drink too much
And be careful who you touch
In the backyard you will cuddle
But will wake up in a puddle