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This one is my favourite. He is so beautiful. Those legs, those eyes, those lips... Jesus. He's perfect. He's breathtaking.
-tbj

This is, seriously, the kind of photograph that would be used to sell really expensive perfume. It's such beautiful work...

God damn it. I got so caught up with the pic that I didn't get to the story... It's like a weird twist on Pretty Woman. This kind of story is so maddening because it's this tension buildup that feels like it's headed to a denouement, but then you realise it was building to a title card. I need more!
-tbj

I just get done leaving a comment about how well you understand art. This is everything awesome about '90s fashion photography. This would look comfortable hanging up next to a Herb Ritts. It's beautiful and awesome, and I love when you do B&W like this... Sometimes I think I'm living in some kind of Truman Show and you're an artist created to constantly create my favourite thing.
-tbj

You are on fire once again, each new creation is like best gift!
Shifty

Please tell me you have each of these individually that you can share? Please? The updated version of Don't Turn Around is... wow. Everything... Thank you.
-tbj

This one is just unfair. There's something about Martin where he looks beautiful in old pinup style pictures. Like, I'm sure at least one Hairforce plane has Martin painted on the nose... But the lighting, fur, and general composition is a very '70s style and you made it beautiful instead of corny. It's a simple photography trick to use fur as a tactile cheat because you're a physical creature, your brain immediately tries to fill in physical sensation to translate and this kind of portrait gives it a roadmap. There's also something primordial about furs and incongruity, like using them to convey softness instead of ferocity, still gives you a sense of some wildness just under the surface. Combined with the Harry Langdon halo backlighting and you instantly have a portrait of an innocent angel that also knows how to fuck.

And that kind of thing is probably what I love most about your work. I don't know how much of an art historian you are, but it's super clear you've consumed a ton of art and photography and understand them. It's one thing to say I love Martin's fat cock, but this picture can be critiqued from strictly an art appreciation standpoint, and it holds up without a problem. Anyone can draw a cock, but you know how to make one that is breathtakingly beautiful because you know your craft.
-tbj

This is my absolute favourite of the four seasons, it's just so incredibly beautiful! Once again, and can't believe that it's possible, you have reached another height in creating art that almost brings a tear to the eye. It still doesen't surpass Falaerin in 'Elven Bathhouse II' but dang!

All hail Yuni!
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This picture is the one I wanted to see bigger, and I was right. I love the design work on the bodysuit. The seams running down the front, the flame looking pattern running down each side... Those legs! And I always love a callback to Don't Turn Around. I love that one just as much as when it was new, and this one improved on it.

Sorry. I never know what to say when a piece is really good because there's so much to compliment and bring attention to. I'm also super biased because it's Martin... but I think these might be (at least some of) your best Martin pics. I can't stop looking at them.
-tbj

I think you made me fall in love with Martin all over agains with this one. A) I'm a sucker for a Tommy Wilde reference, and this is a good one. B) Those lips should be illegal...

But it's the "mistakes" that sell this. The slight crook of a tooth, one eye is slightly more open... those are the things that sell realism. I could stare at this all day because he's just beautiful.
-tbj

I think my browser was messing up, and I didn't see these originally...

The satin shirt against his skin is a sensuality cheat, but why not use it if it works? Because it does. The eyes are really what kills me here. I can stare into those eyes forever. Good lord, he's beautiful.
-tbj

... phantastisch so wunderschön !
vielleicht macht Mary, die Yogalehrerin noch eine Prostatamassage - das bringt dann das Fass zum überlaufen
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... fantastic, so beautiful!
Maybe Mary, the yoga teacher, will give you a prostate massage - that will be the last straw

This is hot enough to melt tungsten. Holy fucking Christ in heaven, I think I've died and gone there. The most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Period. I used to really like Vermeer and Girl With A Pearl Earring touched my soul in a way that changed me... but fuck that dog shit. This exists now. Our species has peaked.

Also, "Martin started slowly but steadily swallowing the ancient wisdom... " I see what you did there.
-tbj

This reminds me of the weirdest dream I had recently. While it sounds strange it wasn't meant to be sexual but a way for children to innocently explore and decide what gender they wanted to be.

Basically, it was a hospital ward where a requirement to be a patient was that you had to be psychologically assessed as having gender issues and that you were okay being naked all the time on the ward.

It involved children exploring with others and with toys to help them decide what gender and orientation they wanted to be. So you had boys penetrating boys, girls playing with girls, boys and girls and if you wanted to be penetrated you basically laid down with your legs spread and in a few minutes someone would come explore your body and penetrate you so you could decide what you liked best.

Of course once you were sure what gender you wanted to be you'd go off for surgery and there would be a party on the ward after which was like a mix between a birthday and an orgy where everyone would take turns with you.

Again, for some reason this dream wasn't sexual but just a safe space to explore gender and sexual orientation. I'm not attracted to kids but I guess I must of had some innocent exploration as a kid where a parent probably entered the room and must of punished myself something fierce.

I don't know why I'm posting this but this picture reminded me of it

Oh, god... I think I turned inside out. Can your balls prolapse? That face with that ass with that dangle...
-tbj

From garbage monsters to contortionist battles of Helm's Deep... Jesus. That was legitimately gripping to read. And that butt needs a nibble. Like a salt lick.
-tbj

"Don't think you're getting special treatment because you're an elf. You're getting special treatment because you're a fuckable femboy!"

Lum'Bar is your most Monkey Island joke yet. It's up there with Lumbago Lemonade in Grim Fandango. Also, this whole story. Hahaha... this is brilliantly funny and horny. How, exactly, was Danny punching Nate's stomach?

This is an interesting picture of Nate. It's a slightly older, more realistic, Nate? I love it.
-tbj

It's the hips and pelvis that make this picture, I think. It's a perfect balance between realistic and optimistic. It's better than real, in a realistic way. Also, I want to try and lick her dry.
-tbj

A new Erika story! And a new picture that is so much better than it needs to be. It feels so realistic and it's amazing. It has the feeling of a photograph from someone's past. The aesthetic is a little older for reasons you don't understand, her pose and smile are so relaxed and happy... it's well done, all the way around. And that's a weird thing to say. I'm rambling because "all of the everything is awesome" seems like a trite thing to say.
-tbj

One, you killed me with the description of him twisting himself. I thought he was going to twist from the top. What you describe is hypnotic, even to read. Seriously. I want you to know how well you wrote this. It's equal parts the way old sports writers could put you in a pitchers shoes through every single detail in every nanosecond of a perfect pitch, and the kind of truly beautiful erotica you're aaster at. It's a weird comparison, but it's the best way I can put it. And then the picture to accompany it is equally amazing. It's equal parts ridiculous and believable. I love them both.
-tbj