💫 Holy Diving
In the mystical land of Yunia, a legendary tale speaks of an ancient knight order called "The Rubber Swords." These warriors are known for their divine flexibility and ability to harness heavenly power, pushing their bodies beyond all limitations to combat sinister forces that threaten peace.
To become one of these revered warriors, initiates must undergo years of intense training and preparation, which includes mastering the art of enterology. This skill enables them to fit into spaces where no ordinary man could ever hope to fit, even if they were a famous circus contortionist.
The key to unlocking this immense potential lies within a sacred elixir known as Holy Water. This mysterious concoction, imbued with divine blessings, allows a paladin's body to morph and twist at will, transforming their very bones into malleable clay capable of charging devastating attacks with divine might.
The most significant test comes during the rite of initiation, when the aspiring paladin is required to squeeze into an impossible glass bottle, its neck so tight that not even a seasoned contortionist would be able to squeeze inside in one piece. However, under the influence of Holy Water, the individual's frame becomes infused with extraordinary elasticity, allowing them to transform beyond all human comprehension.
As this fresh paladin folds tight into the glass vessel, filled to the brim with Holy Water, he submits himself to this miraculous process. For hours, the only part of his body that remains outside the bottle is his head, while the rest of him slowly melds with the enchanted liquid. Gradually, all of the Holy Water within the container is absorbed by the initiate, seeping deep into his bones, muscles, and organs.
With every ounce of Holy Water absorbed by the paladin's body during this baptism-like rite, he emerges from the bottle empowered with unparalleled elasticity. He is no longer just a bendy boy but a true spineless soldier – emboldened by his newfound abilities, he embarks on a lifelong quest to protect the world from darkness, armed with both divine power and the unyielding spirit of perseverance...
Amen.