Yes, Your Majesty 👑 (Part 2)

(Continued from Part 1)

"Good lord! This is what you call a sight for lowely peasants! I will immediately order to found a school where page boys will be taught this beautiful, heavenly art! You, Lagardère, will be the first teacher and their main inspiration. It's decided!"
"But... But I was hoping to serve His Majesty with my sword..."
"Who needs the sword when you got the fold!"
"Y- yes, Your Majesty..."
"Perhaps We, Ourself, shall take some lessons while We are still in Our teens... What say maître Lagardère? Shall We be able to make a crown for Ourself with Our own derrière royal?"
"Uh... Your Majesty's slender body appears to be more than suitable for the task."
"Parfait! Then shall you lose that jacket and show Us some more examples of this, umm... What shall We call it exactly?"
"Contorsions, Your Majesty..."
"Yes, do show Us some more of those. You know, We could use some inspiration before We make la décision finale!"
"Certainement, mon roi..."