Eins! Zwei! Spine bye-bye!
Drei! Vier! Fold is near!
Fünf! Sechs! Gotta flex!
Sieben! Acht! So compact!
"I'm just an ordinary youth who does a hundred fold-ups every single day! Fold! Straighten! Fold! Straighten!"
Yes, FlatFest 2201 is near and the competitors are strong! Gotta fold hard to win! The bucket is no longer enough... it's time for the morning iron!! Go go Helmut, show them who's the [Hugo] Boss! 🤣