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Spineless and Careless

A pretty obvious addition to Squidward's many artistic talents *giggle*

Squidward: Doing yoga in the nude, what could be better? Squidward, my man, you are perfect! (Giggles to himself)

Little Kid Fish: (Tugs on his mom's sleeve) Why did this man break his back? Mommy, I'm scared!

Squidward: (Wiggles his butt sitting on his own shoulders) A flexible spine is vital for maintaining a healthy body.

Mable: If it's vital then why trying to break it?

Squidward: You bottom feeders. I didn't break it, this form of art is called Contortionism, it takes years of hard training to bend the body like this...

SpongeBob and Patrick: (Walking by with their bodies bent in half backwards) Hi, Squidward!!

Squidward: ...Unless you're a spineless sponge. (Rolls up his yoga mat and walks away)

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See also

SpongeBob FancyPants The Starfish Bikini Bottom Bikini Bottom WIP SpongeBob and Patrick Super Weenie Hylian Champagne Jack in the Box The Son of the Moon Shinobi Kid Gypsy Elf II Shinobi Kid II Kagemaru
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