

Flex Cafe ☕
"Basil Robin, mind your manners and put your legs under the table!"
"But mom I'm not that flexible yet!"
"Both your father and older brother are such famous contortionists and all you can do is a Ruppel backbend!"
"Ughh!"
"Well, do you want some buns with your tea, dear?"
"Yes! Make it two, mom!"
"Uh, that's why you can't bend like all the normal children, your rear is just too fat!"
"But one is supposed to have two buns, right? Having one or three would be unnatural."
"Oh I see you're going to be a British comedian when you grow up."
"No mom! I'm going to be a military fairy!"
"Oh really, now? Don't make me laugh--because you're a natural born comedian--but only the most flexible boys and girls can Join the Military! The bendy elite of the Kingdom, day and night they patrol the boundaries of the impossible, fight to expand the very limits of reality. Those brave young men are spineless and fearless, the honorable heroes of all the hot horny hoes and trash trampling traps. Briefly, Basil Robin, with your current flexibility you simply have no chance."
"Hmm. Hmm. Maybe I should have only one bun after all."
This picture was taken by a stray cat.
I think she can compare with Erika and who knows, maybe one day she becomes better than her!!
Do more and hope with the same swimsuit hahaha!
Maybe Basil is British and only bends the knees for the queen. But that's still no excuse for this disgusting behavior... eek, I mean, behaviour 🤭
And thanks to cat for image too :-)
Shifty
"Basil you're slacking again!!"
I swear this cat got a good eye for folds! I'm very happy you enjoyed the picture so much!!
It was funny to get back in those years, I think it maybe around the time he used to cosplay Alice in Wonderland 😘
-TBJ