🍔 Will Folds for Food

Will stared at his reflection in the mirror, his eyes tracing the familiar lines of his refined, aristocratic features. He ran a hand through his blond locks, a smile playing on his lips. He was a wealthy boy from an affluent family, with all the privileges that came with it. But he had always been fascinated by the circus, and his parents had been happy to indulge him, taking him to see the contortionists every chance they got.

"Will, come on!" his mother called from downstairs. "We're going to be late for the circus!"

As a child, Will could hardly imagine a weekend without a visit to the circus, where he would watch in awe as the performers bent themselves in ways he admired more and more with each passing show.

"Look at that, Mother," he would say, pointing to the contortionist. "This is so much better than the movies!"

One day, his parents took him to see a particularly talented contortionist, whose ability to bend and get far through his own legs left Will spellbound. From that moment on, Will became obsessed with contorting his own body.

"Will, do you want to learn how to do that kind of thing?" his mother asked him one day, sensing the boy's fascination. "I can get us an appointment with the circus's instructor."

"More than anything!" he replied with a grin.

He practiced every spare moment he had, stretching and bending until his muscles ached and his bones creaked. And as he progressed, he began to wonder what it would be like to see the world from a different perspective. And after months of stretching, he found out.

"Welcome back to the circus, young man," the instructor said. "We have a special treat for you today. Would you like to try out a deeper dive into the fascinating world of backbends?"

Will nodded eagerly. As he was practicing his backbends, he felt the rush of adrenaline as he pushed himself further than ever before. His muscles screamed in protest, but Will persisted, until he could bend backwards so much that his head ended up between his own legs. And it was then, gazing up from that unusual angle, that Will gained a new perspective on the world – the spectacular view from between his own legs!

"Wow, you're a natural," the instructor exclaimed, impressed. "You have the potential to be a world-class contortionist."

The more Will practiced, the more he became fascinated to find out what it's like on the other side. He crawled further and further through his legs, so far that one day he crawled straight – or maybe not so straight – into a parallel dimension, one that was vastly different from the world he knew.

"What is this place?" Will wondered aloud. "Where am I?"

In this new world, everything seemed upside down. Will found himself as a poor, homeless kid who had to contort his body to the best of his ability just to make ends meet. The people in this world were all very flexible, and it was super hard for Will to impress anyone with the same skills that had made him the envy of his peers back home.

"You can't even twist your neck around a full circle!" Someone pointed out, laughing at him. "Even my daughter can do better than you!"

Will struggled to find food and shelter, and often found himself sleeping on the streets, his body curled in a tight ball as he tried to keep his back warm.

"You're pretty good for a beginner," one of the people in this world said, noticing him laying on the grass in a tight triplefold and tossing Will a couple of coins. "Buy yourself an iScream cone, kid."

Will tried it out, only to find that the cone was hot as lava, and it burned his tongue. He realized that he had no idea how to live in this world.

"Okay," Will sighed. "Time to go home."

He was determined. He practiced every day, hoping that if he stretched far enough and bent hard enough, he would eventually bend around himself a second time and return home. It wasn't an easy life, but it was all he knew now.

"I've got to make this work," he thought, his determination burning like a fire inside him. "I've got to find a way back home."

And as he curled up in the park, his body folding up like a sandwich, Will couldn't help but wonder what other adventures lay in store for him. But one thing was certain – he would never forget the view from between his legs.