🥂 Thaddeus and the Philosopher's Stone

"Ah, how unique and precious are the treasures that lie within his sacred pouch of family jewels," Jackie, the elven maidboy smirked, busy wiping down the bar top.

"It's the most precious thing a man can have: more of himself," Captain Peter Gumby, one of the regulars, replied with a wink. "He has an ability to create small copies of himself from his balls; they're called Thaddeusites, and they are like little Thaddeuses. They don't grow up as big as he does, but they still keep their youthful vigor intact. He uses them to perform various tasks, from helping him with work to giving him a hand with... oh hush, he's coming!"

"By the gods, 'tis been a hard day!" Thaddeus swayed his bare hips approaching, his eyes sparkling mischievously, his cock still pulsing from a recent encounter beneath the fabric of his thong. He glanced at Peter and Jackie as they both chuckled as if they were sharing an inside joke. "An' what's ticklin' ye?"

"Nothing, nothing... Me and Jackindir were just talking about your... um, magical abilities," Peter said, quickly finishing his pint.

"And concerning your mmm... peculiar means of augmenting beverages," Jackie added, glancing at Thaddeus' bulging package.

Thaddeus chuckled and adjusted his thong. "Aye, 'bout that... The alchemist made some right peculiar changes to me body, see? For one, me innards have rearranged themselves in a mighty fine fashion."

"Really?" Peter asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Aye," Thaddeus grinned widely. "Now I can drink me pint and it flows straight through me, filling me bladder with the most delightful enhanced ale ye could ever quaff!" He winked at Jackie, who blushed softly. "I'm like a living brewstand, me lad!"

Jackie swallowed hard and swiftly turned his bubbly elfboy ass at them, pretending to fiddle with the bottles behind him. "Well, I shall have to attempt that... one day..." He murmured, nearly coughing on his own saliva.

Thaddeus laughed heartily and slapped Captain Gumby's bare, toned shoulder. "C'mon, Pete! Ye do know ye fancy a sip!" He cupped his bulging loincloth. "Yer not gonna fill yer mug with ale from the enchanted living spring every day, me hearty!"

Peter snorted with laughter. "You're not wrong there, Thaddeus. Alright, let's try a pint of your... special ale."

Thaddeus beamed with pride and picked up a fresh pint from the bar. "May thy shaft be firm, Cap'n!" He raised his glass and drank a good half of it in one go. "Ah, fuck me sideways!" He gasped, his crotch twitching with excitement. "The liquid gold o' the elven gods!"

Thaddeus drained the glass, his face contorting with pleasure from the alchemical sensations in his bowels. Jackie couldn't resist anymore and glanced back at Thaddeus' bulging package, watching as it swelled up further with excitement.

"Ahh... pray fetch yerself a fresh mug, I fear this barrel is in danger o' overflowin'," Thaddeus groaned, his eyes rolling back in his head and his bare feet curling in delight as he shifted aside the fabric of his loincloth, revealing his alchemically enlarged, pulsating cock.

Jackie blushed furiously as Captain Peter stood up and knelt like a knight in front of Thaddeus' magic wand. "Who needs a mug..." Peter grinned, winking at Thaddeus. He opened his mouth wide, lowering on his knees in front of the tavern's new living ale tap.

At the last second Thaddeus managed to direct his hard but flexible cock into Peter's open mouth before finally letting loose his magical drink. Peter eagerly slurped it up like a starved puppy, moaning in delight at the taste of the potent alchemical brew.

He began to feel a strange sensation inside of him – a whole new kind of pleasure, as the enhanced ale filled his stomach with a magical, tingling warmth. Poor Jackie watched in awe as Peter swallowed every last drop of the magic ale from the massive cock, his face flushed with a mixture of arousal and bliss.

Thaddeus bit on his lip, his body trembling with the sensation of the fluids mixing together inside his body in the most orgasmic way. He leaned back against the bar, enjoying the afterglow of his magical erection.

"You... you're a fountain of life!" Peter gasped, his voice laced with genuine amazement.

Thaddeus smiled. "Thankee to Andrzej, the alchemist... I s'pose I'll never 'ave ta worry about drinkin' alone again!" He chuckled, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "What 'bout you, Jackindir? Don't ye have a favored drink that ye oft thought could never get any better?"

Jackie's eyes widened with wonder. "Thaddeus, I... I believe you have offered me a proposal that I am unable to decline..." he looked up at Thaddeus, his face flushed with heat.

"So, what's yer choice o' drink, me hearty?" Thaddeus asked, intrigued by the way Jackie's eyes were fixed on his beautiful big cock. "The sweet Moonwhisper Mead or mayhap the fiery Phoenix Fire Whiskey to warm yer boner? The clear and pure Unicorn's Tear Vodka, or the deep sea flavor o' the Mermaid's Kiss Gin straight from the briny abyss? Maybe the spicy Shadowdancer's Secret Tequila? Or perchance the sweet n' tangy Elfwood Cider?"

"Thy own... magical, Thaddeusian Cumpuccino..." Jackie admitted quietly. "I've always yearned to savor it..."

Thaddeus' cheeks flushed with pleasure and he smiled affectionately at the cute sissy maidboy. "Ah, well, ye be in luck 'cause I be aboutin' to erupt..." Thaddeus took his cock into hand and began to stroke it slowly, looking into Jackie's eyes. "But be wary, me dear... 'tis me most addictive flavor!"

Jackie swallowed hard, his eyes glued to Thaddeus' magnificent cock. He quickly hopped in front of it, taking the large head in his mouth, sliding his full lips down its length. Thaddeus let out a groan as Jackie's mouth enveloped him, sucking hard and fast on the cock. In one swift motion, Jackie took the entire shaft deep into his throat, his eyes watered with the sheer size of the cock.

Thaddeus' hands tangled in Jackie's hair, guiding him up and down on his shaft before he caught the right rhythm. The feeling of sliding in and out of Jackie's elastic throat without any resistance was pure ecstasy. This elf boy was a natural cocksucker, his mouth a warm, wet paradise.

With each stroke, Jackie's cheeks hollowed out as he sucked and slurped on Thaddeus' cock. He was so good at this, and seemed to be enjoying it immensely, which only served to increase Thaddeus' pleasure.

The rhythm they found was perfect for Thaddeus, who felt on the brink of orgasm on every thrust and yet was able to hold back, savoring the moment. He could feel his big balls tightening, an intense surge of pleasure building up that was about to burst forth any moment.

Jackie's enthusiasm and passion for the act was infectious. He was determined to give Thaddeus a blowjob to remember, his head bobbing up and down with elven grace, his eyes never leaving Thaddeus'.

After what seemed like an eternity, Thaddeus could resist his mounting pleasure no longer. The heat and wetness of Jackie's mouth, the sucking, slurping sounds – it's all combined to drive him over the edge.

With a loud groan, his seed erupted into Jackie's mouth and down his throat. Jackie didn't miss a beat, swallowing the hot magic cum and continuing to suck on Thaddeus' cock until it was thoroughly cleaned.

As the last of his seed was sucked from Thaddeus' cock, Jackie looked up at him with a grin, his cheeks flushed and his eyes sparkling with mischief. "By the celestial glow of L'amouriel, I have discovered a concoction that shall forever be etched in my quaffing annals," the maidboy grinned.

The alchemical enlargement of Thaddeus' manhood made him more and more excited every day. Not only did it make ale taste even better and lead to fantastic orgasms previously unknown, but it also made him look more mature than ever before. Now he didn't need to carry around a heap of scrolls proving his age just to be able to get served in his favorite pubs.

The obvious proof of his advanced years was now on display for everyone to see, prominently featured in the pouch that had grown much larger with the recent addition of the true Philosopher's Stone among family jewels.