🏮 RED NINJA®

All characters are 18+

Sleek and aerodynamic, with smooth curves that make you want to touch and feel, this beauty is loaded with all the features you'll ever need, and some that you didn't even know you wanted.

Amazingly lightweight and yet packed with the power to bend your mind, the RED NINJA® will make your heart pound with excitement. Feel the rush of adrenaline as you embrace the sporty style and mindblowing performance, and you'll be hooked for life.

With the strong and sturdy frame, the RED NINJA® will last you a lifetime and never let you down. This baby is made to withstand the toughest of challenges and comes with a guarantee of being virtually unbreakable.

The perfect blend of power, elegance and performance. The RED NINJA®. Your best friend on the road. The wild child of the urban jungle. The one and only.

Made for the thrill-seeker in you. The RED NINJA®, for those who dare.

Experience the passion. Experience the power. Experience the RED NINJA®.

The RED NINJA®. Made to make you feel alive.

_{THE MOTORBIKE IS FOR DEMONSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY AND IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE. CONSULT YOUR LOCAL RED NINJA® CAMP FOR PRICES AND AVAILABILITY.}

Just one more thing... The RED NINJA®. It's not just a ninja. It's a RED NINJA®.

_{DISCLAIMER: Red Ninja Industries® is not responsible for any heart palpitations, sudden bouts of laughter or extreme cases of uncontrollable drooling that may occur during, after or even before viewing this advertisement. Please consult your local doctor if you feel these symptoms persist. All registered trademarks used in this advertisement are fictional and cannot be taken seriously without a prior written permission.}

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It seems like you're interested in our new product! 😁

This "ad" text gave me a real laugh, I only realized halfway what was going on and then the line at the end with "THE MOTORBIKE IS FOR DEMONSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY AND IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE", absolutely hilarious x]x]x] The artwork is fantastic too, his limbs are so lithe and thin, beautiful proportions!

I'm really happy you liked the proportions. I tried my hardest to make the body match the bike! The skin doesn't look quite as realistic as the rest of the image, but it's the best I could come up with after spending a lot of time on it...

And sure, it's not like those mobile game ads where they show one game and then it turns out to be an entirely different game when you download it! If we're calling it Red Ninja, then that's the "product" you should expect ;D But maybe there are still some cool surprises left to discover! :D

Usually you advert motorcycle using hot models. Now you advert hot model with motorcycle :)
Yes, the "Motorbike not included" made me laugh when I saw it :)

Yes, it's always fun to put things upside down. I'm very glad you liked the joke :D

They need to make deluxe version with lube oil and motorbike :D
Wonderful idea with the bike it adds lot to atmosphere. It is also nice one can sense fragility of boy compared to masive machine block of metal. The ninja looks quite cute as result.

ps: even fonts are really nice!!
Shifty

Thank you so much! I am glad you like it! And yes, I guess for any ninja it's a great challenge to find a good balance between flexibility and strength! :)

Can I get het as my food delivery girl?

I bet that "girl" could make some killer pizza deliveries, with that handy stick they won't fall off, though they might all have holes in the middle 🤣

Thank you, dear Yuni, for giving us the joy of enjoying the perfection of your work! Over the years, you were probably the only one who created in good faith, honestly, and expressively. I appreciate you and your work for your unique style and commitment to your ideals!

Thanks a lot, I'm delighted that you've been following my work over the years! I wouldn't be able to make such progress if there weren't people giving me valuable feedback on my works, it always helps to keep going!

I discovered my love for contortionists when I was just 6 years old, and as a growing artist it taught me a lot about anatomy. Every year it's unlocking more and more new ways for creative expression, and I'm so glad to have met so many amazing people who appreciate this art form too. It's like being part of an epic journey during the golden era of contortionism, and I can't wait to see what kind of beautiful things are yet to come!

do they do rentals? of kagemaru not the bike i mean XD wouldn't riding them more XD TKnight93

Haha, well, I assumed you can't really buy a red ninja for life, so thought it's more like a rental kind of deal, unless it's a robot/clone or something XD

My question is what kind of packaging does the Red Ninja arrive in? Like is it a small box, is some assembly required? And what about all these reports about owners suddenly finding their spine has turned to jello after owning their Red Ninja for longer than a week?

Heheh, maybe he comes riding in on that big red motorcycle, all ready to go! As for turning into jello, it's really a feature rather than a malfunction, with enough workout, you can unlock his full potential and even overclock him to give an extra boost of bendy power! :D

I love it.Tremendous!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much! I'm really happy you like it! :D

It looks like a new kind of car model.

Well, that's an interesting way to advertise your ninja, even though motor bikes didn't exist in Kagemaru's time period, unless I'm missing something.😅 And I'm wishing you a belated Happy New Year!

P.S.: I hope shoes are not included either.😜
-Agu Fungus

Wow! Kagemaru is fabulous as a redhead! Albendo must have rubbed off on him! 💦

P.S.: I really love the DISCLAIMER!

-J

Kagemaru is cute! I love the tiny underwear only hiding his bulge but we can see the rest of his lovely olive skin. The ninja's effortlessly fold into the tightest back bends.