Possessed Turkish Statuettes
Agent Orange Baby-Maker: ...yes, yes, and then I saw her taking off her bathrobe and can you imagine, laying all naked there and she got all that a real man needs, such a lovely back and butt and...
Wangus Goldendork: I got bad news, my real mens. This "pretty woman" doesn't seem to need any more...ummhh...since she kind of already possesses one... *scratches shaft*
Everyone: ...
Everyone: .....
Everyone: .............
Al-Penisring: So what the *turkish curses*!! It still totally smells like a chick to me!
Leady Manhood: *sniff sniff* Indeed *nod nod*
Old Hose: Legs as smooth as silk...
Agent Orange Baby-Maker: And she...er, he...
Abdul Lovemuscle: Damn hell, you're fucking or you're not fucking, I can't stay erect forever.
Silver Bentcock: You're a statue, dork.
Abdul Lovemuscle: Ah yeah! *sings with a turkish accent* I was made for loving you baby, you were made...
Silver Bentcock: BY MEEEE, BABY...BY MEEE! *screech*
Flaming Rod: *kick Kick KICK* Get up you drunken fucker!! It's time to work!
Boozy Willy: Zzzzzzz... mmmmhh.h...YO HOO HOOOO nnn slappin' of da wet vaginas!!! *falls over* ...zzzzzZZZZ...
etc.........
You know, if you go to Turkish souvenir shops, basically every one of them is filled with statuettes of little men with enormously huge penises, and believe you me they were just as scary XD they're supposed to symbolize fertility but would sooner split a woman in half than actually make any baby... so yeah... won't dig too deep into all this but it really made me laugh!
I told the story to Lyvianus and said: "I can only imagine that those statues get posessed and rape you. Then hose you down with foamy semen XD" LOL! And I instanty imagined!
It was too funny and tempting, I just sat and started scribbling... at first I wanted to only draw a few funny statuettes but then... a bishi is never a bad idea specially since I never ever draw any tushies ever. That just needed to be fixed :3
Then I got some free pillow textures from mayang.com, aren't they pretty ^_^