Pierrot's Dream

"I dreamed, I was a bendy jester
A most amazing girl
I had that bod
You very rarely find
The stretchy, flexy kind

They asked me
To say what's inspired me
How it all began
They asked again
I never said a word
Because I had to fold

And next the room was full
Of rich and horny men
They paid to see me dance
I grabbed on the pole and then
Didn't disappoint again...

Then I saw thousands of millions
Fapping to my pics
And then I heard some calling me a ho
But such is life, Pierrot"

♫ Jesus Christ Superstar – Pilate's Dream