

⬣ Miss Communication
In 2147, the Internet was no longer capable of supporting human life. Content pollution had reached an all-time high, making it impossible for any real person to survive without specialized AI tools. Mankind had developed a new form of communication that relied solely on GIFs and emojis. Language, as we know it, was dead – read and written only by bots. The only thing keeping people alive were their masks, which filtered out harmful toxicity that filled every corner of the world.
Sarah, a woman in her late teens, spent most of her days collecting old, forgotten books from abandoned libraries. She believed that there was still hope for humanity if they could rediscover the lost art of reading. In order to do this, she needed a very special kind of mask – one that would protect her against the dust and decay that filled the air inside these ancient structures.
Breathing heavily, Sarah entered the library's main hall. Her large, bare breasts were modded with two air balloons filled with compressed oxygen, allowing her to breathe freely for almost an hour before needing to refill them. Her extreme corset nearly doubled that time by making her consume less air per breath, but also made her movements quite limited. Still, she felt confident wearing it; after all, she had built it herself using spare parts from other failed inventions.
The smell of mold and mildew hit her like a wave, causing her eyes to water slightly. But she pressed forward, determined to find something valuable among the piles of yellowed pages. As she searched through the shelves, she noticed that many books were missing covers or pages – victims of bookworms and time.
"I wonder what stories lie hidden within these damaged volumes," Sarah muttered in the language that only a few could understand nowadays, absentmindedly tracing her fingers over the dusty spines. She took note of several potential titles: "A Guide to Emojis", "The Art of GIF-making", and even "1001 Ways to Use Memes" β all useless relics of a bygone era.
Suddenly, something caught her eye – a small, leather-bound book tucked away behind a stack of discarded newspapers. Carefully pulling it out, she examined its cover: "The Lost Art of Writing". Intrigued, she flipped open the front cover and began reading.
The first few paragraphs seemed nonsensical at best: "To write well, one must first understand grammar." What was this "grammar"? Surely it couldn't be important if billions of people had managed without it for centuries now!
But as she continued reading, Sarah found herself drawn into the content. The author discussed various writing styles, each more fascinating than the last. She learned about metaphors, similes, alliteration, personification...all things she had never heard of before. It felt like unlocking a secret code that only those who could read could decipher.
As she finished the final page, Sarah knew she needed to share this knowledge with others. But how could she spread such an ancient concept in a world where most people didn't even know their ABCs?
That night, as she lay in bed dreaming of words and sentences, inspiration struck. She would create a new form of communication – one that combined the beauty of written language with the simplicity of emojis. A hybrid system that would bridge the gap between mankind and technology.
Over the next several weeks, Sarah worked tirelessly on her project. Using parts from old programs and scrap scripts found through the wayback machine, she constructed a piece of software capable of translating text messages into images and vice versa. With each passing day, her invention grew more sophisticated, incorporating increasingly complex algorithms designed to interpret human emotions through visual cues.
Finally, after countless hours of labor, Sarah unveiled her creation to the public. At first, people were skeptical – why bother learning to write when you could just send pictures instead? However, slowly but surely, they began to see the value in what she had created. Emoji-writing became popular among younger generations, who saw it as a fun way to express themselves without having to learn proper grammar or punctuation.
And so, while the rest of humanity continued its descent into chaos and madness, a small group of people managed to preserve the lost art of writing thanks to Sarah's boob-powered oxygen tanks and her revolutionary discovery. In time, these individuals would come together to worship Sarah's big tits as divine symbols of hope and salivation, forever changing the course of history.
However, Sarah did not immediately realize that things were headed in this direction. Before she knew it, people had created sticker packs and GIFs of her breasts, and eventually, her small group turned into just another image-sharing hub.
Despite Sarah's attempts to share her most revealing images in hopes of sparking intellectual discussions about them, the number of responses dwindled down to a handful of GIFs at best or just a few emoji reactions. Eventually, even those stopped coming altogether, leaving her isolated within her own online community.
The world seemed hopelessly lost, consumed by an insatiable hunger for instant gratification and shallow connections. With each passing day, Sarah felt more alone than ever before, struggling to find meaning in life beyond her quest to revive the lost art of writing.
One fateful evening, while scrolling through endless streams of cat videos and memes on her phone, Sarah stumbled upon something truly remarkable: A text post from someone claiming to have discovered a hidden message buried deep within one of her favorite books – "The Lost Art of Writing."
Intrigued, Sarah delved deeper into the mystery, deciphering cryptic clues left behind by the author. As she followed each lead, she ended up in a massive, abandoned facility filled with ancient computers and strange contraptions long forgotten by modern society. At the heart of it all stood a colossal computer system, its screens flickering ominously as they displayed random strings of code.
With trembling hands, Sarah approached the machine, feeling drawn towards it like a moth to a flame. Suddenly, the screen blinked back to life, displaying a single line of text: "Join us, and together we shall rise above this madness."
In the old days, reading and writing were the privilege of very few people. When people learned to print books, reading became a public entertainment. But in order to have fun with reading, you first need to spend a lot of time and effort to learn how to read and write. Multimedia solved this problem. TV shows replaced thick novels. Voice input, phones, video messengers and video hosting sites have reduced the need for reading and writing to a minimum.
I am sure that soon reading and writing, like in the old days, will become entertainment for very few people. This will happen not directly because of AI, but simply because the vast majority of people in everyday life feel less and less need to read or write, both for fun and at work.....
...But let's get back to really important things. I am sure that Sarah's breasts have become a little bigger again. It's hypnotizing... Her boobs are like a through-line plot arc, uniting different stories together. I don't know where this will lead, but I'm sure it's "something wonderful"... Maybe in the end they will become so huge that they will be able to save the world and even start a new Renaissance...
By the way, the words "books" and "boobs" are so similar. It can't be a simple coincidence!
~ j