🙈 Hide and Squeak

There's a brand new dance,
It's got a brand new sound,
It's called the "Rubber Duck,"
And it's all around.

The Rubber Duck, you can do it too;
Just fold your back, in half or so will do!
"Squeak! Squeak!" goes the rubber back,
That's how you dance to this funky track.

You don't have to be all bendy, pal,
To show off all your grace;
Just stretch your lips some more,
Show us your Rubber Duck face!

Meanwhile watch me get my ass
Next to my face with ease;
I'm just bending like rubber,
And making funny noises as I tease!

I'll even hide in corners,
Where other folks would fear;
I'm a bendy boy, I tell ya,
No place's too tight 'round here!

But while I think I'm gone from sight,
My rubber back squeaks in delight;
I hear you stand there, giggling now,
You think you know where I am somehow...