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This one is my favourite. He is so beautiful. Those legs, those eyes, those lips... Jesus. He's perfect. He's breathtaking.
-tbj

God damn it. I got so caught up with the pic that I didn't get to the story... It's like a weird twist on Pretty Woman. This kind of story is so maddening because it's this tension buildup that feels like it's headed to a denouement, but then you realise it was building to a title card. I need more!
-tbj

I just get done leaving a comment about how well you understand art. This is everything awesome about '90s fashion photography. This would look comfortable hanging up next to a Herb Ritts. It's beautiful and awesome, and I love when you do B&W like this... Sometimes I think I'm living in some kind of Truman Show and you're an artist created to constantly create my favourite thing.
-tbj

This one is just unfair. There's something about Martin where he looks beautiful in old pinup style pictures. Like, I'm sure at least one Hairforce plane has Martin painted on the nose... But the lighting, fur, and general composition is a very '70s style and you made it beautiful instead of corny. It's a simple photography trick to use fur as a tactile cheat because you're a physical creature, your brain immediately tries to fill in physical sensation to translate and this kind of portrait gives it a roadmap. There's also something primordial about furs and incongruity, like using them to convey softness instead of ferocity, still gives you a sense of some wildness just under the surface. Combined with the Harry Langdon halo backlighting and you instantly have a portrait of an innocent angel that also knows how to fuck.

And that kind of thing is probably what I love most about your work. I don't know how much of an art historian you are, but it's super clear you've consumed a ton of art and photography and understand them. It's one thing to say I love Martin's fat cock, but this picture can be critiqued from strictly an art appreciation standpoint, and it holds up without a problem. Anyone can draw a cock, but you know how to make one that is breathtakingly beautiful because you know your craft.
-tbj

This picture is the one I wanted to see bigger, and I was right. I love the design work on the bodysuit. The seams running down the front, the flame looking pattern running down each side... Those legs! And I always love a callback to Don't Turn Around. I love that one just as much as when it was new, and this one improved on it.

Sorry. I never know what to say when a piece is really good because there's so much to compliment and bring attention to. I'm also super biased because it's Martin... but I think these might be (at least some of) your best Martin pics. I can't stop looking at them.
-tbj

I think you made me fall in love with Martin all over agains with this one. A) I'm a sucker for a Tommy Wilde reference, and this is a good one. B) Those lips should be illegal...

But it's the "mistakes" that sell this. The slight crook of a tooth, one eye is slightly more open... those are the things that sell realism. I could stare at this all day because he's just beautiful.
-tbj

I think my browser was messing up, and I didn't see these originally...

The satin shirt against his skin is a sensuality cheat, but why not use it if it works? Because it does. The eyes are really what kills me here. I can stare into those eyes forever. Good lord, he's beautiful.
-tbj

Please tell me you have each of these individually that you can share? Please? The updated version of Don't Turn Around is... wow. Everything... Thank you.
-tbj

This is hot enough to melt tungsten. Holy fucking Christ in heaven, I think I've died and gone there. The most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Period. I used to really like Vermeer and Girl With A Pearl Earring touched my soul in a way that changed me... but fuck that dog shit. This exists now. Our species has peaked.

Also, "Martin started slowly but steadily swallowing the ancient wisdom... " I see what you did there.
-tbj

From garbage monsters to contortionist battles of Helm's Deep... Jesus. That was legitimately gripping to read. And that butt needs a nibble. Like a salt lick.
-tbj

Oh, god... I think I turned inside out. Can your balls prolapse? That face with that ass with that dangle...
-tbj

"Don't think you're getting special treatment because you're an elf. You're getting special treatment because you're a fuckable femboy!"

Lum'Bar is your most Monkey Island joke yet. It's up there with Lumbago Lemonade in Grim Fandango. Also, this whole story. Hahaha... this is brilliantly funny and horny. How, exactly, was Danny punching Nate's stomach?

This is an interesting picture of Nate. It's a slightly older, more realistic, Nate? I love it.
-tbj

It's the hips and pelvis that make this picture, I think. It's a perfect balance between realistic and optimistic. It's better than real, in a realistic way. Also, I want to try and lick her dry.
-tbj

A new Erika story! And a new picture that is so much better than it needs to be. It feels so realistic and it's amazing. It has the feeling of a photograph from someone's past. The aesthetic is a little older for reasons you don't understand, her pose and smile are so relaxed and happy... it's well done, all the way around. And that's a weird thing to say. I'm rambling because "all of the everything is awesome" seems like a trite thing to say.
-tbj

One, you killed me with the description of him twisting himself. I thought he was going to twist from the top. What you describe is hypnotic, even to read. Seriously. I want you to know how well you wrote this. It's equal parts the way old sports writers could put you in a pitchers shoes through every single detail in every nanosecond of a perfect pitch, and the kind of truly beautiful erotica you're aaster at. It's a weird comparison, but it's the best way I can put it. And then the picture to accompany it is equally amazing. It's equal parts ridiculous and believable. I love them both.
-tbj

It's a shame that future generations will never know the joy of softcore porn on cable. This is everything I love about those corny ones, like a Hollywood Hot Tubs. It's comfortable with being corny, the porn is... would it make sense if I said the porn was "wholesome"? I mean, you do porn right? You understand what's good, fun, and even affirming about pornography without the bullshit and weirdness. You make porn fun.

I'm not going to explain it any better, so I'll move on.... to those delicious cocks. Jesus fucking Christ, Yuni. The freckles are what sealed it. I mean, the everything is awesome, but that little finish kills me. I need to see these two in action. Seriously. I'll probably die if you don't, or something. Two fat cocks, oil...
-tbj

You're on a roll... again, dropping the reader in the middle of a story without it being disorienting in the least and amply rewarding them for following along. I love Andrzej and I love the idea of him having this show. I'd wear out my DVR rewatching it.
-tbj

There is something so satisfying about a big, firm, pair of breasts. I love all kinds of tits, but these are the rarest and most desirable. I just want to nurse... I honestly thought it was going to be Mary at first. Erika convinced finally convinced her to try big tits, and they turned out perfectly. It is a freakishly realistic picture as well. You have a great eye for realism.

I love everything about this, especially the story. It's another one that puts you into the world and I adore it. Also, big tits.
-tbj

Oh! A new character! And a new story! And a whole new crazy mcguffin for supernatural fun!
I think my favourite part is the feathers over his beautiful butt. It hides and accentuates just enough without going to far to either. I really like where you're going with this. It's like a Stargate / Crystal Skulls kinda thing, but it's actually good.
-tbj

But... how is the statue going to grow when you Ken Dolled him? I do really like the statue idea. It's two opposite ideas that mesh wonderfully... soft flesh flexed and tensed until it looks as firm as marble, or hard marble expertly carved to look like supple flesh...
-tbj