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🩰 Ballet Morning
🗿 Marble Waists
-tbj
It's true that the real world doesn't really feature that many sculptures of people doing contortion. Most art pieces were made for those who could afford them, and often these wealthy individuals would get images of themselves, their family or religious figures, hoping to cleanse their guilty minds. All those fancy monuments just end up making us wonder what sneaky shit these people did to earn such a glorified memory.
But in our lovely land of Yunia, it's hard to imagine strolling through a park and seeing a bunch of statues of villains from the past, so I guess maybe the people here actually cherish life and its wonders, rather than obsessing over who will remember them when they're gone.
In any case, we're still stuck with my half-baked attempts at world-building. Let's hope it'll eventually turn into something coherent... ;D
🤤 Selfsukasana
For the day is coming when Martin will grace us all with his magnificent cockring-wielding majesty, and we shall bask in the glow of his beauty for eternity. Until then... let us cherish the memories of past encounters with the sublime, and dream of the countless wonders yet to come ;D
🍏 Apples of Youth
-tbj
I remember one where he used to be quite a villain but then a couple of his new slaves talked him into taking a break and going around the world with them, so maybe it was on one of those days when he tried to enjoy some silly lifestyle away from his creepy castle ;D
🥵 Red Riding Hoods
So they cast a lycanthropy spell on themselves, transforming into wolf-hunks with monster cocks, thanks to a potent penis enlargement serum. The feature goes unnoticed by the unsuspecting Red Mage, who doesn't realize the threat until it's too late: "Whoaaa! I didn't know your dicks were so huuuu--" before his waist ring breaks under the pressure from a massive belly bulge!
With the waistband destroyed, the Red Mage can no longer maintain his incredible resistance: "Heeey, wait! I never agreed to get double penetraaaaa--" But it's already too late for him as the villains celebrate their victory and level up together ;D
💦 Eternal Jizzum
🦅 The Legend of Chief Bendy Eagle
-tbj
But seriously, thanks for your kind words and for reading the stories, it's a lot of fun to write them but so much better when people actually read them AND want to read more instead of less. LOL! So yes, let's hope for more! ;D
🍏 Apples of Youth II
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📸 Personal Wasp
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me..."
That scene is so bent. It took me forever to be able to watch Monk. Or the first Fast & Furious. Hahahaha...
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(Ok, fixed now... :D)
🛀 Twisted Escort
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🌴 Wild Boys
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☯ Gender Fluid
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👨🚀 Deep Space Explorer
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😈 Mi Vida con los Brujos Mexicanos
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Unfortunately, contortionists are as rare as gold veins in a mountain range, and boy contortionists are as rare as diamonds ^^; Among them, finding one who'd love getting pounded every day in that position... well, about as likely as stumbling upon a unicorn in the wild. It's much cheaper and more realistic to make a thousand pictures of fictional unicorns, than trying to find the real deal ;P
🐍 Snake Oil
2: That story is... holy shit.
iii. I'm completely sold on this model for Martin. God damn, I'm falling in love with him every time you post a new picture. Holy shit.
-tbj
Honestly, I must admit, it's quite thrilling to create crazy flexible poses for him, considering he was never intended to be a contortionist character in the first place. It's like, not only bending the bodies but also the canon XD Imagine you see this beautiful, stylish model walking down the runway with poise and grace, just as you would expect from any high fashion catwalker. But then suddenly, out of nowhere, he throw in these crazy, unexpected moves and twists that make him look like a rubber band! XD
🌴 Warm-Up Dance
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🎱 Fold Story
I've been waiting for you to make a game. All the mini games have been fun, but I want a game that puts me in Yunia. I think the biggest problem is you need to plot it all out. That's the hardest part, so get it out of the way now so it's way easier than trying to figure it out halfway through. It also keeps you honest so you don't bog yourself down adding things or changing things and wasting a lot of work.
You have a great sense of humour, you understand what's fun about Zelda and why Lucasarts games are underappreciated... combined with your art, a few oily butts and cocks, and that's a game everyone can enjoy.
I'm going to shut up now. I suck at trying to be encouraging. You're awesome, the game is awesome, and I can't wait to see more!
-tbj
Thank you for encouraging me! I was trying to make this game in hope that it would start making sense one day, but at some point I just felt it's getting nowhere. It's probably because the only reason I started this particular plot was because I felt like Helmut was a popular character at the time, so there would be at least a few people looking forward to his adventures, but then it surprised me that I didn't get a single comment happy to see him in a game, so that really put me down.
I know I should be making a game, first and foremost, for myself but one of the factors for me is making a game about something that people enjoy and look forward to seeing more, then it gives me the strength to continue, feeling that my work is needed. So far I've had nothing but failures in that regard, and if even Helmut failed then I doubt I have a better character to try.
Maybe I could make a game about Harbert and Nab solving contortion puzzles on their Mysterious Island... But then, I don't remember much positive feedback on that story either. Now to think of it, my entire lore is kind of trash, the only thing people like a bit more is bendy pictures with cocks.
📸 Personal Wasp
-tbj